4/10 Because it is something that would get performed on Broadway, and chicks in peasant outfits with pinched waists and dudes in velvet suits would be doing strange leaping dances during the Malmsteen-esque solos, including backflips and couples dancing. Kind of sounds like what would start playing as an inner monologue, in its entireity, if a metal head received some exorbitantly good news. The 4 is for the fact that I can't deny the musicality of it. I also cannot deny Nazgul. /bouncing peasant tits