Real Drums!

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the word 'real' and the music is awful, but the mix is super tight though
 
Live tracked drums are real drums because they are an actual captured drum performance and not midi or software, so stop bitching. What you do to them is another part of town. The guy just used samples from the kit itself to maintain dynamics between the hits. Love the mix, dude! Keep it up :)