really bad band names

[Wyvern]

This band made me think of:

Autograph

My oh my, I forgot about them (and the music was baaad too IMO).

Makes you wonder what the cover looked like of their first release!

I was too expecting something gross .

And more:

The 3rd and the Mortal
Alastor Sanguinary Embryo
Pseudostratiffied Epithelium
December's Cold Winter
Blessed Are The Sick
One More Day
Lipstick Liontigers
Maid of Honor
Q-Squad
Steel Without Name
Cryonic Temple

 

[carnut]

And the goat mob:

Goat
Goat Emperor
Goat Horns
Goat Messiah
Goat Molestation
Goat Molestör
Goat of Mendes
Goat Penis
Goat Perversionl
Goat Prayers
Goat Semen
Goat Thron
Goat Vengeance
Goat Vulva
Goat Worship
Goat Wrath
Goatbomb
Goatchrist
Goatfire
Goatfog
Goatfucker
Goathemy
Goatholocaustl
Goathorde
Goathrone
Goatlord
Goatlord Corp.l
Goatlust
Goatmoon
Goatrapist
Goatreich 666
Goatrot
Goatsblood
Goatsodomy
Goatthrower
Goatvomit
Goatvomit666
Goatwar
Goatwhore
Goatworship

I guess I can post forever in here, but again this is only my opinion what seems crap to me is another's person candy and viceversa.

Kiss the Goat...... ride goatriders, ride !!!!!!! Goatriders will get you at PP next year

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Rumpelstiltskin grinder
yes this is real. They are on Relapse
. I thought Cryonic Temple was a cool name.

 

[Wheezer]

"Goatfucker"

LMAO! The visuals folks... the visuals

Better than "Goatwhore". I mean if it was just me and a goat... And that's a *really* big if. Really, really big.

 

[Wheezer]

Kiss the Goat...... ride goatriders, ride !!!!!!! Goatriders will get you at PP next year

Hey, wait a second, what do you mean by "get"?

 

[Wheezer]

This band made me think of:

Autograph

uke: We've got a "new" radio station here that plays 80's stuff. It was cool for about two weeks until the playlist started it's usual repeat. About 4:55 every morning they play "Turn up the radio". :zombie: uke:

 

[SoundMaster]

Don't forget:

Pineapple Thief
Porcupine Tree
(both amazing bands, but the names are really bad)

 

[JonnyD]

WOW! Learn something new about you everyday!!!! Hahahahahha

 

[carnut]

Hey, wait a second, what do you mean by "get"?

you'll see, you'll see

 

[Wheezer]

you'll see, you'll see

All right then. Just make sure Hawk leaves the Turkish food in Turkey.

 

[carnut]

All right then. Just make sure Hawk leaves the Turkish food in Turkey.

Off course, when we come to the US we wanna have HAMBURGERS !!!!

 

[MetalLuci]

one I've not seen yet - Subway to sally

 

[MetalLuci]

one I've not seen yet - Subway to sally

 

[Wyvern]

Hey, wait a second, what do you mean by "get"?

you'll see, you'll see

. I thought Cryonic Temple was a cool name.

I love the band and the music, but frankly the name is

 

[Wheezer]

Off course, when we come to the US we wanna have HAMBURGERS !!!!

I know the perfect place -- The Vortex.

 

[Wheezer]

The one on the right does look a bit like Carnut. And I can just see Hawk with a big ol' freakin', flamin' torch for the pillaging and burning!

 

[Fangface]

Anal Dragongoat 666 3/4

ahah you nailed it Wyv'!
Bandnames with "Dragon", "Satanic", "666" and the likes...

 

[Greeno]

Rumpelstiltskin grinder
yes this is real. They are on Relapse
.

I was going to add them! Came across them on the net not long ago, after a listen they are no that bad though... kind of a funny thrashy sound.

 

[Greeno]

And the goat mob:

Goat
Goat Emperor
Goat Horns
Goat Messiah
Goat Molestation
Goat Molestör
Goat of Mendes
Goat Penis
Goat Perversionl
Goat Prayers
Goat Semen
Goat Thron
Goat Vengeance
Goat Vulva
Goat Worship
Goat Wrath
Goatbomb
Goatchrist
Goatfire
Goatfog
Goatfucker
Goathemy
Goatholocaustl
Goathorde
Goathrone
Goatlord
Goatlord Corp.l
Goatlust
Goatmoon
Goatrapist
Goatreich 666
Goatrot
Goatsblood
Goatsodomy
Goatthrower
Goatvomit
Goatvomit666
Goatwar
Goatwhore
Goatworship

Are these all real Wyvern? If so then some one need to contact the government and try to get a stop to this "goat" thing.

If you made all of these up it just goes to show how out of touch I am with the new scene.

My favorite is Goatbomb .... what the fuck?!!!

 

[Greeno]

They're all real,

Holy crap!! I thought he was messing around.

These bands should all get together and take the goats on the road and have "Goat Fest 2006" next year.

So is this now a sub-genre of metal? Goat Metal?