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Goat Horn is very digestable although I have only heard a few songs http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=2245. They're from Canada and seems to be Tankard best buddies (been sarcastic) 
really bad band names
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Jean-Pierre
Son of The Bitch
Wheezer said:
Oh man, Little 5 Points is awesome! I went there all the time when I lived in GA.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Rumplestiltskin grinder are like hardcore accept instead of crappy breakdowns they go into kick ass thrash sections with slick as shit king diamond esque solos. Also i thought Cryonic temples name always makes me think of ice or frozen hence the Cryonic part so i never thought it sounded cheesy at all but i do like power metal. 
Something in German (not metal):
Die zwangsversteigerten Doppelhaushälften
(the English translation would be: "The semidetached houses sold by court order")
Ostzonensuppenwürfelmachenkrebs
(translated into English it´s "Easternzonesoupcubescausecancer"; I think I should add that the German word "Ostzone" - "Eastern Zone" - was used after WWII to refer to the part of Germany under Russian control, which a few years later became the German Democratic Republic)
np: Mekong Delta - "Black Sabbath"
Die zwangsversteigerten Doppelhaushälften
(the English translation would be: "The semidetached houses sold by court order")
Ostzonensuppenwürfelmachenkrebs
(translated into English it´s "Easternzonesoupcubescausecancer"; I think I should add that the German word "Ostzone" - "Eastern Zone" - was used after WWII to refer to the part of Germany under Russian control, which a few years later became the German Democratic Republic)
np: Mekong Delta - "Black Sabbath"
Big D
Member
Bathtub Shitter - (WTF do they sound like, I wonder?)
Toad the Wet Sprocket (The NWOBHM mob)
Ethel The Frog
Nutz
Trixx Federation (originally just plain Trixx but another band claimed the name. Hence the Federation)
Toad the Wet Sprocket (The NWOBHM mob)
Ethel The Frog
Nutz
Trixx Federation (originally just plain Trixx but another band claimed the name. Hence the Federation)
KMADD
The Ancient Metalhead
The literal translation of "die toten Hosen" is "the dead trousers". The singular form without article - "tote Hose" - is some kind of slang expression and used when you refer to a place where absolutely nothing is happening/where it´s really boring. Thus you might hear a sentence like "Hier ist tote Hose.", which means "Nothing is happening here."/"It´s boring here." The plural form with definite article - "die toten Hosen" - is pure nonsense in German and only exists as the band´s name.
Cold Gin
Member
Rustical Walls in Their Rubber Boots. Don´t know if that counts. We were in (I guess) 8th grade in school, and made noise during art classes. We were about 13/14 years old, 5 or 6 guys, just wanted to piss off our teacher (Kleini). So we founded a band, and only practiced during our art lessons. Now listen: Brainstorm´s Todde was also member of that band. Yeah, I played in a band with a Brainstorm member .... The titel of our Song: "die Termitte mit der Titte.".
The titel of our Song: "die Termitte mit der Titte.".
Bryant
Mr. Sleepy
Bryant
Mr. Sleepy
Cold Gin
Member
Fangface
Child of the Damned
Hey that's pretty coolCold Gin said:Rustical Walls in Their Rubber Boots. Don´t know if that counts. We were in (I guess) 8th grade in school, and made noise during art classes. We were about 13/14 years old, 5 or 6 guys, just wanted to piss off our teacher (Kleini). So we founded a band, and only practiced during our art lessons. Now listen: Brainstorm´s Todde was also member of that band. Yeah, I played in a band with a Brainstorm member ....
Another stupid bandname : Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
KMADD
The Ancient Metalhead
#1_Droogie
Member
yeah, I have to agree, Korn sucks.......but the story behind it is worseBryant said:
uke: But I have to say I like SP, I've always liked that name, don't really know quite why either.
KMADD
The Ancient Metalhead
Because IMO they really had something to offer in the late 80's early 90's
for a non metal band.
for a non metal band.
D-KOM
Superstar
The Frankenstein Drag queens from planet 13 on "I´d like to fuck people like you in prison"-Records.