New here, saw the thread and thought I would chime in. Some of your will probably disagree with me on some of these.
Green Carnation
Rusted Root
CKY
Strapping Young Lad
Soilwork
boysetsfire
Hatebreed
Smile Empty Soul
Demon Hunter (Should be a cool name, it just doesn't work for some reason)
Gordian Knot
HIM
Dimmu Borgir (Even translated it is kind of stupid)
Spread Eagle (Some 80's band that I won the cassette tape of)
Trixter
Kix
Jethro Tull
Children of Bodom
Edguy
Lullacry
...and oceans
Amon Amarath
That's all I can come up with for now. I like quite a few of these bands, just silly names.