really bad opening bands

Oh you guys are gonna hang me for this one but i saw sevendust a long time ago at small gig bout 10min from my house.
CLUTCH opened and they sucked so bad people were throwing shit it was great.2min into their fourth song they dropped their guitars and left the stage. Fuckin classic.
Gave clutch another chance at sounds of underground.
They sucked even harder second time. One of worst bands i ever heard

Was that show with Stuck Mojo also? If so, I saw that tour. Clutch was the only good band on the bill.
 
STUCK MOJO??
i couldnt sit through that band if i was promised:
1-head from jessica alba
2-free budweisers
3-a chance to show my mad rap skillz on stage w/ that dope lead schizzy of stuck mojo
4-lemme rethink #1 again
 
I still dig the song sevendust wrote in tribute of LYNN STRAIT (lead singer of SNOT). Cant remember the name of the song. It was off the strait up album

"Angel's Son." Yes, that song is very good, I distinctly remember it. However, the original is average at best. One of the only covers I like more than the original...
 
Angels son
there you go, great track,gonna have to download it
because that tribute cd was a disgrace to lynn
all the songs sucked besides angels son
 
"Angel's Son." Yes, that song is very good, I distinctly remember it. However, the original is average at best. One of the only covers I like more than the original...

Angels son
there you go, great track,gonna have to download it
because that tribute cd was a disgrace to lynn
all the songs sucked besides angels son

You know I quoted RIPDime and posted the actual video on this very same page.
 
WORST EVER: "Stonebird". They opened for Motorhead on their 1916 tour at the Brixton Academy. This was the first time that Motorhead had played in the UK for about five or even more years, and the fans were ravenous - especially as this was the only venue that they were playing. On comes stonebird. This was my first metal gig, and I was expecting my ears to fucking bleed - and on comes some cunt in a flappy white shirt, complete with dandy frills down the front.

Then they started to play - imagine Enuff Z Nuff spliced with the sound of farts bubbling through water. Luckily, they got two songs in before being bottled and glassed off the stage in a hail of booing.
 
cmon carcassian
im from chicago along w/ ENUFFZ NUFF
i know you throw up the horns when u hear "fly high michelle"
..."WILL YOU EVVVA GET ENOUUUGGH fly high michelle"
im joking actually.they are a disgrace to all 80s hair metal from chicago
 
WORST EVER: "Stonebird". They opened for Motorhead on their 1916 tour at the Brixton Academy. This was the first time that Motorhead had played in the UK for about five or even more years, and the fans were ravenous - especially as this was the only venue that they were playing. On comes stonebird. This was my first metal gig, and I was expecting my ears to fucking bleed - and on comes some cunt in a flappy white shirt, complete with dandy frills down the front.

Then they started to play - imagine Enuff Z Nuff spliced with the sound of farts bubbling through water. Luckily, they got two songs in before being bottled and glassed off the stage in a hail of booing.
he mentioned enuff z nuff..they're from chicago
and they suck ass just like 90% of hair metal
 
keeping this thread alive to mention EVERYTIME I DIE
opening for bleeding through
lot of people on this forum prob.think BT sucks cause theyre straightedge etc but whatever

LET ME LIST THE WAYS I WOULD LIKE TO SLAUGHTER "EVERYTIME I DIE"
...LIMB BY LIMB, EACH MEMBER INDIVIDUALLY
(or any lyrics out of a corpse song)