Recent Purchases

[EddyRX10]

I like whales blow holes and after I explain why, you will understand why I can never return to sea world.

 

[T3h_Killjoy]

I´ve brought a new housemate from Vienna with me:

Awwwww such a sweet Austrian. Unfortunately I forgot to buy him some delicate lamp oil as food And I still don´t know how his name.

NAME HIM AHHNOLD

 

[(__Joonas__)]

I like whales blow holes and after I explain why, you will understand why I can never return to sea world.

What, don't put your wiener in a whale's hole, it'll suck it in and take you to the depths. No more banging putas haji.

 

[Ensi]

What, don't put your wiener in a whale's hole, it'll suck it in and take you to the depths. No more banging putas haji.

This is why he has 2 inches of hard steel in his pants, as he previously mentioned to me.

 

[EddyRX10]

2" of hard dick, ready to force into a woman

 

[(__Joonas__)]

So he can plug it in a jack?

 

[Ensi]

So he can plug it in a jack?

Correct.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

A million volts in your dick must send you to heaven.

 

[EddyRX10]

If by "heaven" you mean the infirmary. Then you are correct

 

[(__Joonas__)]

It's possible for a man to ejaculate by mental force, I've seen it happen on Youporn. It's not easy, but it doesn't take a Jedi. Lifting that 2" of steel probably does tho. Use magnets or something?

 

[EddyRX10]

It's possible for a man to ejaculate by mental force, I've seen it happen on Youporn.

Now that is an awesome skill.



EDIT: Back on topic

BEEFCAKE

 

[(__Joonas__)]

It's real. I can look for the video and post it here.

 

[Turbo]

It's possible for a man to ejaculate by mental force, I've seen it happen on Youporn.

Is that a confession?

 

[Deadly]

It's possible for a man to ejaculate by mental force, I've seen it happen on Youporn. It's not easy, but it doesn't take a Jedi. Lifting that 2" of steel probably does tho. Use magnets or something?

Is that a confession?

it becomes quite sad when your own hands don't even want to touch your genitals anymore :Smug:

 

[Nerve]

I've bought myself a VIP pass for the Opeth Evolution XX show in Paris

 

[<-Warheart->]

A turkey and 4 Monster Energy drinks.

 

[The Emptier]

I've bought myself a VIP pass for the Opeth Evolution XX show in Paris

im buying mine for LA!

 

[flyingvman191]

im buying mine for LA!

Im gonna buy a standard ticket for London next week

 

[SaatananPieniSisar]

I bought a new hoopskirt and corset... and ordered the new Warmen album..
And I bought a lot of booze today..

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

I bought a new hoopskirt and corset...

Pic? I like corsets. ^_^