Red line of the forum...

[Frodnat]

I mean... FUCK YOURSELF...

 

[Dora]

Meet my Japanese friends

 

[Ivo]

Meet my Japanese friends

hahaha, your japanese friends
i guess your boyfriend is aware of them?

 

[Bastet]

would you mind if your gf had a japanese friend?
or would you think he's a rival?

 

[Ivo]

i won't let my woman need one of those

 

[Descendres]

But really, I wonder why no one ever wanted to marry me

Do you want to marry me, Martha ? .

Why women want to look like a meringue ?

 

[blackeyed]

what a bizarr little thread....

 

[Descendres]

Lol, show me a "normal" thread in this board

 

[Dhatura]

i won't let my woman need one of those

You're a prick
If you won't let her
Have an electric dick

 

[Dhatura]

Do you want to marry me, Martha ? .

Why women want to look like a meringue ?

This bride's a man, ffs :/

I'd be much prettier in a white dress cause I'm a smaller person

 

[Bastet]

i won't let my woman need one of those

i don't doubt your abilities
but would it bother you to know she had one?

 

[Ivo]

i don't doubt your abilities
but would it bother you to know she had one?

dunno, i loathe that kinda things, but maybe it'll be better if she has an artificial friend like that, than a real one

 

[Descendres]

This bride's a man, ffs :/

I'd be much prettier in a white dress cause I'm a smaller person

Will you be that small after the ornamental cake ?

 

[Dhatura]

Will you be that small after the ornamental cake ?

Of course, I can eat as much sweets as I wish, I can't get fat.

Well, I probably would if I ate as much as men do. But as I've said before, I'm a small person, so one slice of cake and I'm full. It's convenient, I don't spend as much money on food as if I ate three times as much, logical, eh?

Unless you mean the consummation of marriage by "after the ornamental cake".

But who feels like having sex after a wedding party? You have to dance and eat and have fun and steal the bride at a wedding party, that's tiring enough. I'm starting to feel the whole marriage set-up is a sham.

 

[Descendres]

Unless you mean the consummation of marriage by "after the ornamental cake".

But who feels like having sex after a wedding party? You have to dance and eat and have fun and steal the bride at a wedding party, that's tiring enough. I'm starting to feel the whole marriage set-up is a sham.

Actually, I didn't mean that. Just thinking about becoming fat after the marriage when your husband can't escape .

The whole marriage thing is good for the photographies. Whatever, I'm sure you'll be a very beautiful meringue

 

[Dhatura]

You haven't even seen me, don't believe what I say

 

[Strangelight]

who owns a dildo then? own up

 

[toolsofthetrade]

good question mate

 

[autumnsphere]

the answer is clear
The red line of this forum is obviously:

SEX

 

[Strangelight]

the answer is clear
The red line of this forum is obviously:

SEX