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[Dora]

Why is Strangelight a steakknife?!? Get a rest FFS..

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

and some women say that the size doesn't matter, it matters and confess, it matters a lot.

I confess, it DOES matter. YES! hehe. OKAY?

 

[Frodnat]

Why is Strangelight a steakknife?!? Get a rest FFS..

"Go to sleep my little baby, go to sleep my little baby... bla bla bla bla and the devil makes two... bla blabla blabla blabla blaaahh blaaaaaahh... "

btw Strangelight sometimes claimed to be one. Just use the search function... I know you can do that...

 

[Strangelight]

btw Strangelight sometimes claimed to be one. Just use the search function... I know you can do that...

I am not Steakknife

 

[Dora]

"Go to sleep my little baby, go to sleep my little baby... bla bla bla bla and the devil makes two... bla blabla blabla blabla blaaahh blaaaaaahh... "

ah,.. is it some lyrics I dont know or your own poem? nice one

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

>>>"I am not Steakknife" - strngelgt .


Are you a spork?

 

[Ivo]

I confess, it DOES matter. YES! hehe. OKAY?

then i don't have nothing to worry about, eh?

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

then i don't have nothing to worry about, eh?

hmm, I doubt you need to worry, no. ; )

 

[Dora]

Size matters but not the most.. A big dick without a good head (or heart for romantics..) is like a vibrator without batteries. Dead meat. And even more difficult to use it properly than a plastic one, cos it has a whole-body attachment of an idiot.

 

[Ivo]

Size matters but not the most.. A big dick without a good head (or heart for romantics..) is like a vibrator without batteries. Dead meat. And even more difficult to use it properly than a plastic one, cos it has a whole-body attachment of an idiot.

whatta remarkable thought! can i quote you ?
btw, you seem to have a very good knowledge about dildos, maybe it's based on personal experiences?

 

[Strangelight]

Size matters but not the most.. A big dick without a good head (or heart for romantics..) is like a vibrator without batteries. Dead meat. And even more difficult to use it properly than a plastic one, cos it has a whole-body attachment of an idiot.

do you love your dildo?

 

[elzka]

im bored of me dildo.

 

[Dora]

I dont have any. I had one 7 years ago but I had forgotten about it so long that the batteries spilt into it so it didnt work any more..

 

[sol83]

hey girls, be careful and dont push that thing in too much. i've seen some nasty x-rays...

 

[Achernar]

@sol - did you manage to get that coke bottle out the last time?

JK

 

[Bastet]

ah, yeh, what was that story again???

 

[Dhatura]

I'm starting to feel that Achernar's presence on this board is to be appreciated Someone who is actually satisfied with his life and communicates cheerfulness!

 

[Achernar]

Shit. I just asked you if you'd bang Peter Steele in another thread.

 

[Dhatura]

I'm checking it out

 

[Don Corleone]

steele and martha? thats hot!