As a huge DT fan (except for the last two shitfests), I hope you're not serious. For Christ-sakes, they had a video of them as cartoon characters doing wacky stupid shit (Rudess was a wizard if I recall correctly and MP was an octopus) when they played Octavarium live. Of course DT has a sense of humor. Not to mention all the bastardizations of their lyrics ("eat my ass and balls," anyone?) live.