Rename Opeth albums

[Demonspell]

I can't take credit for Bongwater Park, saw it on this forum in reference to a purist asshole's opinion. And I always thought a great name for a satirical black metal act would be Mourning Wood.

 

[Lakestream]

or how about (for morningrise):

Where have all the colors gone?

 

[Itay]

Originally posted by Demonspell
Bongwater Park

 

[samoniac]

Sometimes I call Still Life as 'The Red Album' in my mind. Like Metallica's s/t as The Black Album'. It's somehow very red to me.

 

[Lina]

Originally posted by Demonspell
And I always thought a great name for a satirical black metal act would be Mourning Wood.

 

[SawMeDrown]

Originally posted by Demonspell
Mourning Wood.

Haha.
If you don't pull it in the evening in the morning it will stand.

 

[Hannu Mutanen]

This is rather old, but I tend to get a nice little laugh out of it with my friends (who happen to be Opeth fans as well): My arse, your face. They want to be a big rock band and this is an implicit message of their to-be stardom for sure.

 

[Demonspell]

I've got another one: An album of unfinished demos available only by shoplifting. It's called My Arms Your Purse. And if you've ever threatened to strangle a member of Limp Bizkit, it's called My Arms Around Durst. And if Opeth ever collaborated with Radiohead, it would be called Orchid A.

Damn, coming up with these bad puns is fun...

 

[Clayman]

Orchard
Morning rain
your hearse my arms
Black water Lake