reporting for duty!!

[NinjaKitten]

hello Cara!!! come back soon!

 

[derek]

Yo.

 

[Super Mahrio]

CARA! I miss your nightly bosoming! Myspace bosoming just isnt the same! COME BACK TO US!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

CARA! OMG! *erects semen/fecal tower*

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Caraface!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

CARA! OMG! *erects semen/fecal tower*

*cries tears of joy*

the tower is back!!

how's your porch?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, we both missed each other terribly while I was away at college, and since my porch doesn't have a phone or the Internet, we couldn't communicate at all, so the day that I returned, we both cried in each others arms, then that night, we made gentle, sweet, slow love.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

that's so romantic

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'd do anything for my porch, my soul, my life.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

that type of love is so rare. i think you should write a song.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I already did. Don't you remember "I Raped Jesus with a Christmas Tree"? I wrote it from the perspective of my porch. Word of advice, though, when you want to experiment, start smaller than a Christmas tree. Oh, but how we do laugh about it now.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]