Rusty shows frightening signs of gothness.

Windom Pearl

Windom Pearl

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Reading Rusty's whiny answers to the worst thread ever made me worried.

Instructions follow:

1) Sell all your make-up.
2) If you don't watch porn at all, start it. If you watch porn all the time, quit.
3) Get drunk a bit more often.
4) Listen to only Pantera and Black Label Society for a month.
5) Go to gym.

Should help! :p
 
Items 3-5 are more likely to make you more goth. Or maybe not goth, but at least fag, and the two are very much intertwined. And about item 2: only cunts watch porn. Porn is a way to subjugate and suppress man's sexuality.

Item 1 is valid. Only cunts use make-up. But I don't think Rusty uses make-up (nor is he cunt).
 
You mean I'm just frightening. Raaargh.

...no?

Okay.

1) Sell all your make-up.
Got none. Should I buy some to sell it?

2) If you don't watch porn at all, start it. If you watch porn all the time, quit.
I watch porn occasionally, so I'm in the middle. Do I need more or less?

3) Get drunk a bit more often.
...Some people might have preferred it that you didn't suggest that. :p Anyway, I can't afford a bottle of whiskey every couple of days, so one a week has to do. And even that means I can't get the bus every time to and from college.

4) Listen to only Pantera and Black Label Society for a month.
Don't like 'em. How about some or all of: Arch Enemy, Arcturus, Dark T, Detonation, Farmakon, Finntroll, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Porky Puu, Slayer?

5) Go to gym.
No. Just no.

Those answers are exaggerated out of boredom anyway, and besides, I can't be goth unless I practice self-harm and naff poetry. :cool:
 
Rusty said:
I watch porn occasionally, so I'm in the middle. Do I need more or less?
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As long as you wank middle is fine. Wanking is good for you.

Rusty said:
...Some people might have preferred it that you didn't suggest that. :p Anyway, I can't afford a bottle of whiskey every couple of days, so one a week has to do. And even that means I can't get the bus every time to and from college.
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Ok, change in plans then, as I had misjudged you. Get drunk less often. Drinking is a way people use to feel good about themselves, when they actually should use the time they use to drinking to develop themselves to a direction they want to go. However, if you're never drunk that also mean you're out of social life. At least in Finland :)

Rusty said:
Don't like 'em. How about some or all of: Arch Enemy, Arcturus, Dark T, Detonation, Farmakon, Finntroll, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Porky Puu, Slayer?
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Sorry, those bands suck ass in this purpose. And most of them in general. Eh... All of them in general actually. Pantera and Black Label society are MANLY music! And you to listen to MANLY music in order to not be goth.
 
H4r.
Windom Pearl said:
As long as you wank middle is fine. Wanking is good for you.
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Yes. Right.
Get drunk less often.
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If the government sees this, won't you get thrown out of the country?
Sorry, those bands suck ass in this purpose. And most of them in general. Eh... All of them in general actually. Pantera and Black Label society are MANLY music! And you to listen to MANLY music in order to not be goth.
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Yeah? Well I think YOU suck arse. :mad: I'm listening to Slayer now anyway since I mentioned it, it's fun.
 
Windom Pearl said:
Pantera and Black Label society are MANLY music! And you to listen to MANLY music in order to not be goth.
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I can't think of anything more faggy than Pantera and BLS. And there's nothing more cuntlike than trying to desperately be manly, especially if you're doing it by LISTENING TO MUSIC, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Boasting what a manly man one is only leads to being an insecure little girl.

But if one wants to live one's life by pretending, fine by me.
 
Exactly. I don't want to be a man! :yell:
Windom Pearl said:
That has been an issue before but Sweden wont' take me and no one dares to take me to Russia, I'm about safe.
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There's always the sea.


Uhh, manly, I don't want to be manly.
 
I'm not being a goth! No self-harm, no crappy poetry, no make-up! No self-disrespecing goth would go without any one of those. I'm normal, me. :cool:
 
Windom Pearl said:
You're wrong, bitch!!!!! Now let me have my sausage and beer.
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Look - it went just as I said. By trying to be a manly man, the only thing you accomplished was that you now look like a hysterical little cunt. (Or would look like one, if someone would take your ravings seriously.)

If it had to be defined, a real man (or a real woman, for that matter) won't give a flying fuck how manly (or womanly) he appears to other people. Playing social games is for stupid cunts. Please don't be one. No one likes stupid cunts.
 
Windom Pearl said:
I'm out of manly bands!
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I see...

Pulled Apart, by Lord Ruosteinen the Fallen

The night falls with a silent sigh, stricken I am.
The understanding for which I pine
Flares once, then dies,
Crushed by Marko's inability
To come up with more manly bands.
All hope must sicken and die.

My heart beats no more.
How could you abandon me?
Shadows surround me, crying,
I am Fallen.

Now look what you did. :cry:
 
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