saddam hussein secretly financing capitalism!

[mourningstar]

in his bunker they found a few things. but, amongst some money and a couple of rifles... some MARS, the famous and yummy chocolate bars!!!!




"mars. and you conquer the universe"

 

[Djöfull]

kids! the americans finally found Santa after a long search

after going through the chimney Santa is a bit dusty

Santa has his ears examined by an elf...

Santa can´t have a bad breath when visiting the kiddies. Look how the inside of his mouth is christmas red

hmmm.. scruff... what should I give the kiddies for christmas? candybars?

 

[SID01]

Mmmnnn...Candy bars...

 

[rahvin]

once upon a time dictators about to get caught used to keep poison pills beside their pillow, and were found with a capsule of something quite lethal held firmly between the teeth. now they store candybars and are taken captive with -- omfgyou'resotr00!!11!! - a scruffy beard.
at least he had the decency not to flee to argentina. i mean, i am inclined to flee to argentina, and i'm not even a small-sized tyrant. i'm just small-sized.

 

[SID01]

once upon a time dictators about to get caught used to keep poison pills beside their pillow, and were found with a capsule of something quite lethal held firmly between the teeth. QUOTE]

He's a bit of a coward though really, went out without a shot being fired...He could have at least painted the wall with his knowledge, he did have a pistol...

 

[rahvin]

He's a bit of a coward though really, went out without a shot being fired...He could have at least painted the wall with his knowledge, he did have a pistol...

*nods*. i'm sure they promised him more candybars first thing right after breaking in. he couldn't resist the idea, and admittedly it would be too much for anybody. it's also possible that he misinterpreted when his generals told him "let us win over iraq today... tomorrow it'll be europe's turn, and one day... one day we promise you mars!"