Satanic Indian Viking Pirates

[Lies and Perfidy]

I am IN, motherfuckers. Loki is with me...we shall burn all the nations of the earth and steal their women and brownie bites. And listen to shitloads of Amon Amarth, for they are unholy good.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

How can you not love warm, melty cheese???

And we must listen to lots of Amon Amarth and Running Wild!

 

[AjDeath]

No fuckin cheese-NEVER! Cheese will be the next corpse face down in his own viscera while I pillage and eat BROWNIE BITES!

 

[Karmic]

For ye who need to knoweth the rules of joining, please read this.

 

[Karmic]

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Karmic]

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Karmic]

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll go, but I have to able to speak as if the Norse gods were real. (Example: "Fucking Loki, he made me break the mast again.")

 

[Super Mahrio]

Corpsepaint and teepees aboard the ship of terror!

Din Mamma!!!!
Fear my shoulder spikes!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

MEEEEE!!!!!!


rwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
one, two, WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
three, four, FUCKING SMASH YOUR DOOR
five, six, RAPE YOU WITH YOUR CRUCIFIX
seven, eight, OBLITERATE
nine, ten, WE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AGAIN

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You know the hat that guy has on the cover of "Raping and Pillaging For Dummies"? One of my summer drama teachers owned like four of those. They are so fucking awesome.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

did you steal one?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

....She only steals dreams.....because of......PMS!!!!!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You asshole

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

not, vagina

that's where it bleeds

.....kids these days....

 

[Kvlt Wench]

And no penguin, I didn't. She was really cool and I also went to the store place to buy one a few days after I left camp, but alas, they were sold out.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

....You....buy PMS????!!?!?!? Why would you do that???!?!?!?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

do you wait for it to be on sale?