Say you were a Negar on death row who killed an innocent child...

Reign in Acai

Of Elephant and Man
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What would your last meal be?!?!

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Felons who have been dark lighted this year and their meal requests. (Filthy swine)


Corey Hamilton:
Last Meal: Hamilton's last meal was a combination barbecue platter, with chicken, chopped brisket, ribs and hot links, barbecue sauce, a large order baked beans and extra bread.


Carlos Granados:
Last Meal: Granados had a final request of a fried chicken, pizza and soda.


JOHNATHAN BRYANT MOORE
Last Meal: Moore had a final meal request of Kraft Cheese & Macaroni and Beef Flavored Rice-A-Roni.


CHRISTOPHER SWIFT
Last Meal: Swift had a final meal request of a steak, medium-well with A-1 sauce, salad with ranch dressing, cheddar cheese and bacon bits, baked potato with sour cream, two slices of apple pie, three large rolls, two cokes and one cup of coffee.



JAMES LEWIS JACKSON
Last Meal: Jackson had a final meal request of four pieces of fried chicken (dark meat), fried okra, french fries, salad with bluecheese, four hardboiled eggs with cheese, one pint butter pecan ice cream, two honey buns, two cokes.


Saddam Hussein:
the menu:
Hussein had a final meal request of boiled chicken and rice. With the food he drank several cups of hot water laced with honey. It was a drink which dated back to his childhood.


METHODS OF EXECUTION SINCE 1977 (11/12)
Lethal Injections 641 <~~~~WTF Fry the fuckers. :kickass:
Electrocution 148
Gas Chamber 11
Hanging 3
Firing Squad 2


I'd go with Sushi myself. An assorted platter of salmon, dragon, and rainbow rolls, with a side of honey walnut shrimp.
 
I say you add insult to the injury by asking them what they wanted, then feed them a bucketful of excrement.

you know, just to fuck with the guys.
 
I get some fried rice, rare filet mignon drenched in westershire (I have no idea how to spell it) sauce, a giant cup of coffee heavily sugared and dark, baked beans, mashed potatos and gravy.
 
All you morons putting A-1 or any other sauce on steak have obviously never had a real steak. That's like mixing soda with top of the line scotch.

I'd also go with sushi.
 
Last meal? Hmmm...

Fried Calamari breaded in Oatmeal, from "City, Wine & Cigar", NYC
Salad with the House Dressing (French dressing with lumps of aged blue cheese) from "Pete Lorenzo's Cafe", NJ
Rib Eye, medium, from "Emeril's Delmonico Steakhouse" Las Vegas
Garlic Mashed Potatoes, from "Angelo & Maxies", NYC
Chocolate Truffles, The Verve, NJ
1979 Opus One, Mondavi, CA
7 Year Old Montecristo #2, Cuba
Graham's 20 Year Old Tawny Port, Portugal

Zod
 
O.K I've decided.

2 Maine Lobster Tails w/ appropriate side of dipping butter
1 Sweet Potato topped w/ brown sugar
1 Side of asparagus
1 Side of corn
1 Side of diced apples
1 Quart of Skim Milk
1 pint of Rogue's Hazelnut Nectar Brown for dessert


Famous Last Meals
1. Adolf Eichmann: He declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine. He drank about half of it.
2. Aileen Wuornos: She declined a special meal, but had a hamburger and other snack food from the prison’s canteen. Later, she drank a cup of coffee.
3. Allen Lee Davis: 350-pound “Tiny” Davis had the following last meal: one lobster tail, fried potatoes, a half-pound of fried shrimp, six ounces of fried clams, half a loaf of garlic bread, and 32 ounces of A&W root beer.
4. Ángel Nieves Díaz: He declined a special meal. He was then served the regular prison meal for that day, but he declined that as well.
5. Bruno Richard Hauptmann: Celery, olives, chicken, French fries, buttered peas, cherries, and a slice of cake.
6. Dennis Wayne Bagwell: Medium rare steak with A1 Steak Sauce, fried chicken breasts and thighs, BBQ ribs, French fries, onion rings, bacon, scrambled eggs with onions, fried potatoes with onions, sliced tomatoes, salad with ranch dressing, two hamburgers, peach pie, milk, coffee, and iced tea with real sugar.
7. Desmond Keith Carter: He declined a special meal, but had two cheeseburgers, a steak sub, and two Cokes from the prison canteen, for which he paid $4.20 from his prison account.
8. Dobie Gillis Williams: Twelve candy bars and some ice cream.
9. Edward Hartman: A Greek salad, linguini with white clam sauce, cheese cake with cherry topping, garlic bread, and a Coke.
10. Gary Gilmore: A hamburger, hard-boiled eggs, a baked potato, a few cups of coffee, and three shots of whiskey.
11. Gary M. Heidnik: Two slices of a cheese pizza and two cups of black coffee.
12. Henry Martinez Porter: Flour tortillas, T-bone steak, refried beans, tossed salad, jalapeño peppers, ice cream, and chocolate cake.
13. James Edward Smith: A lump of dirt, denied. Settled for a small cup of yogurt.
14. John Wayne Gacy: A dozen deep-fried shrimps, a bucket of original recipe chicken from KFC, French fries, and a pound of strawberries.
15. Karl Eugene Chamberlain: A variety of fresh fruit and vegetables, cheese, lunch meat, deviled eggs, six fried cheese-stuffed jalapenos, a chef salad with ranch dressing, onion rings, french fries, a cheeseburger, two fried chicken breasts, barbecue pork rolls, an omelet, milk and orange juice.
16. Karla Faye Tucker: Banana, peach, and garden salad with ranch dressing.
17. Mark Dean Schwab: fried eggs, bacon, sausage links, hash browns, buttered toast and a quart of chocolate milk.
18. Perry Smith and Richard Hickock: Shrimp, French fries, garlic bread, ice cream, and strawberries with whipped cream.
19. Philip Workman: He declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied.
20. Rainey Bethea: Fried chicken, pork chops, mashed potatoes, pickled cucumbers, cornbread, lemon pie, and ice cream.
21. Ringer Edwards: chicken and beer. Edwards escaped execution as a Japanese prisoner of war when his meal request could not be obtained.
22. Robert Alton Harris: A 21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, two large Domino’s pizzas (no anchovies), ice cream, a bag of jelly beans, a six-pack of Pepsi, and a pack of Camel cigarettes.
23. Ted Bundy: He declined a special meal, so he was given the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over-easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly.
24. Timothy McVeigh: Two pints of mint chocolate-chip ice cream.
25. Velma Barfield: She declined a special meal, having a bag of Cheez Doodles and a can of Coca-Cola instead.
26. Victor Feguer: A single olive with the pit still in it.
27. Wesley Baker: Breaded fish, pasta marinara, green beans, orange fruit punch, bread, and milk (Maryland execution: this was what was on the prison menu that day).
28. William Bonin: Two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and fifteen cans of Coca-Cola.
29. Saddam Hussein: Sources say he ate boiled chicken and rice, and drank hot water with honey the day before his execution. The Times (UK) states that “he refused their offers of cigarettes and a last meal of chicken.”

Fictional Last Meals
30. David Gale in The Life of David Gale: Pancakes, strawberries, whipped cream, and chocolate shavings.
31. Lincoln Burrows in Prison Break: Blueberry pancakes.
32. John Coffey in The Green Mile: Cornbread, meat loaf, mashed potatoes with gravy, okra, and peach cobbler.
33. Eduard Delacroix in The Green Mile: Chili (requested that the prison’s kitchen staff “lay on that hot stuff”).
34. Matthew Poncelet in Dead Man Walking: Fried shrimp
35. Sam Cayhall in The Chamber: A bowl of eskimo pies and a pot of French Market coffee.
36. Cindy Ligget in Last Dance: Filet mignon.
37. Frank Beachum in True Crime (both novel and film): Steak, French fries, and a beer.
38. Cyril O’Reily in Oz: Fluffernutters (peanut butter and marshmallow creme sandwiches).
39. Shirley Bellinger in Oz: A Slim-Fast milkshake.
40. Ray Kaspo in the Monk episode “Mr. Monk Goes to Jail”: Chili and ribs.
41. Ken Kramer in the CSI: Miami episode “Whacked”: A single peanut butter and jelly sandwich (no one at the prison knew Kramer had a fatal allergy to peanuts, thus he chose this to commit suicide before being executed).
42. Homer Simpson in The Simpsons episode “The Frying Game”: A virtually limitless buffet of food including Hot Dogs, Pizza, Beer, Donuts, and Fried Chicken. When asked how he could have such an appetite his response was “this baby’s gonna be full when the cannon goes off!”, indicating he wanted his stomach to explode during the electrocution.
43. In another episode, Homer Simpson is seen eating the last meal of fellow-prisoner Hans Moleman (lobster and raspberry tort), who is then led to be executed and Homer freed.
44. Marv in Sin City: A “pretty decent” steak and a beer.
45. Louis Mazzini in Kind Hearts and Coronets: two grapes.
 
19. Philip Workman: He declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied.

WTF!?

29. Saddam Hussein: Sources say he ate boiled chicken and rice, and drank hot water with honey the day before his execution. The Times (UK) states that “he refused their offers of cigarettes and a last meal of chicken.”

I'd have served him a "deep fried dark-meat chicken dish" but make it with pork.