Beave
a.k.a. "that lil' angel"
The British term is moppets and it refers to children you moron. You really do have problems.
Muppet (slang):In Great Britain and in Ireland the word muppet has come to be used as a mild term of abuse, meaning a stupid, incompetent, or moronic person, or the obvious interpretation of someone who is inanimated or somehow not there.
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