Scotsmen: The Thread For True Scot's Men...and Shitty ones, like Heavenscent

[-Gavin-]

I agree wholeheartedly....

 

[derek]

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."

ya know, here in brazil we have the EXACT SAME JOKE, but with argentina

 

[Hrafn]

best thread ever

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

best thread ever

GEIGH!

 

[TheTechnogoat]

SCOTS...NOT SCOTCH!!!

just a minor protest

got it from a website

 

[-Gavin-]

 

[derek]

 

[-Gavin-]

 

[derek]

got it from a website

twas just kiddin

awesome joke

 

[-Gavin-]

David - Omg I feel like Tarja ! David I have no more songs for you to play! says:
The lead "guitar" playing is such an ugly cunt
Gavin says:
HAhahahahaha
Gavin says:
uglier than me?
David - Omg I feel like Tarja ! David I have no more songs for you to play! says:
Ur pretty hot for a Scotsman
Gavin says:
LOOL

 

[-Gavin-]

Russian Irn Bru???

 

[Hrafn]

 

[derek]

A quote from American President Woodrow Wilson, "Every line of strength in American history is a line colored with Scottish blood."

 

[derek]

A Scot, James Watt, developed the first efficient steam engine and in so doing started the Industrial Revolution.
A Scot, John Logie Baird, invented the Television.
A Scot, John Napier, invented logarithms and the decimal notation.
A Scot, Kirkpatrick Macmillan, invented the bicycle.
A Scot, John Paul Jones, founded the American Navy.
A Scot, Alexander Fleming, discovered Penicillin.
A Scot, William Paterson, founded the Bank of England.
A Scot, Alexander Graham Bell, invented the telephone.
A Scot, John Chalmers, invented the adhesive postage stamp.
A Scot, John Boyd Dunlop, invented the car tyre.
A Scot, Captain Patrick Ferguson, invented the breech loading rifle.
A Scot, Major General Lachlan Macquarie, know as the 'Father of Australia',
A Scot, Sir John Alexander Macdonald, was the first Prime Minister of Canada under confederation.
A Scot, Thomas Blake Glover, was one of the founding fathers of modern Japan.
A Scot, Henry Faulds pioneered the use of fingerprints as means of undisputed identity of people.
A Scot, Robert Stirling, invented the Stirling engine in 1850. Stirling engines are being studied at NASA for use in powering space vehicles with solar energy!
The Scots invented Golf.

 

[-Gavin-]

A Scot, James Watt, developed the first efficient steam engine and in so doing started the Industrial Revolution.
A Scot, John Logie Baird, invented the Television.
A Scot, John Napier, invented logarithms and the decimal notation.
A Scot, Kirkpatrick Macmillan, invented the bicycle.
A Scot, John Paul Jones, founded the American Navy.
A Scot, Alexander Fleming, discovered Penicillin.
A Scot, William Paterson, founded the Bank of England.
A Scot, Alexander Graham Bell, invented the telephone.
A Scot, John Chalmers, invented the adhesive postage stamp.
A Scot, John Boyd Dunlop, invented the car tyre.
A Scot, Captain Patrick Ferguson, invented the breech loading rifle.
A Scot, Major General Lachlan Macquarie, know as the 'Father of Australia',
A Scot, Sir John Alexander Macdonald, was the first Prime Minister of Canada under confederation.
A Scot, Thomas Blake Glover, was one of the founding fathers of modern Japan.
A Scot, Henry Faulds pioneered the use of fingerprints as means of undisputed identity of people.
A Scot, Robert Stirling, invented the Stirling engine in 1850. Stirling engines are being studied at NASA for use in powering space vehicles with solar energy!
The Scots invented Golf.

For those that don't wanna read all that.. In short...

"Get it up ye, world!"

 

[derek]

 

[derek]

http://www.electricscotland.com/scottish_trivia.htm

 

[-Gavin-]

 

[derek]

an institution...