You're both getting v&
Rule #10 It's not the best idea to keep a man locked in a closet as within 24 hours he'll begin to smell and the desire to use him for sex, cuddles or babies will pass. Then you will be stuck with a hairy, smelly, closet-contaminating male specimen most likely with a temper and strong need to pump one out.
Lock him in the bathroom.
They've got it right tbh. Early homosapiens living in the Environment of Evolutionary Adaption (EEA for short) would have had their first children at about 13 years old.
*lolEvolutionaryPsychologystudent*
21 years old... and you haven't realised men ALWAYS smell, are ALWAYS hairy (unless you have a metrosexual, HA to you then), ALWAYS have a strong need to pump one out, and when they can't they ALWAYS end up with a temper... yet i always have the desire to use mine for sex and cuddles (not babies though, right now). hell, i like that smell in a man (honestly this time), it's primitive
my man should be hairy and smelly! , although i prefer him OUT of my closet :Smug:
That was what, 500,000, maybe a million years ago?
I like to think we've become a little more civilized than that.
I was joking, there's not much that lifts directly from the EEA and fits with Modern Society.
They're not always smelly or hairy. Myself, I like the few who actually pay attention to hygiene. Metro? No. Some guys I've found DO get past the constant juvenile "need" to pump one out eventually... usually when they have great responsibilities that keep them aware of others' needs. I like that in a man. I'm never in the position to say if men who can't do it at any time get always temperamental because most of my guy friends have women and are more focused on their desire to get to their girl at the end of the day. I guess I'm cold, but I'm highly selective and it's very easy for a once-hottie-turned-slob to turn me off completely and make my skin crawl. I also have more self control than most though. I don't melt at the sight of a gorgeous man even in a clowd of disgusting pigs. I have to be intellectually impressed. However if he smells... game over.21 years old... and you haven't realised men ALWAYS smell, are ALWAYS hairy (unless you have a metrosexual, HA to you then), ALWAYS have a strong need to pump one out, and when they can't they ALWAYS end up with a temper... yet i always have the desire to use mine for sex and cuddles (not babies though, right now). hell, i like that smell in a man (honestly this time), it's primitive
my man should be hairy and smelly! , although i prefer him OUT of my closet :Smug:
They're not always smelly or hairy. Myself, I like the few who actually pay attention to hygiene. Metro? No. Some guys I've found DO get past the constant juvenile "need" to pump one out eventually... usually when they have great responsibilities that keep them aware of others' needs. I like that in a man. I'm never in the position to say if men who can't do it at any time get always temperamental because most of my guy friends have women and are more focused on their desire to get to their girl at the end of the day. I guess I'm cold, but I'm highly selective and it's very easy for a once-hottie-turned-slob to turn me off completely and make my skin crawl. I also have more self control than most though. I don't melt at the sight of a gorgeous man even in a clowd of disgusting pigs. I have to be intellectually impressed. However if he smells... game over.
They're not always smelly or hairy. Myself, I like the few who actually pay attention to hygiene. Metro? No. Some guys I've found DO get past the constant juvenile "need" to pump one out eventually...
fat people on the other hand, they always smell.