Scream Karaoke

Well they say the world's gonna end in 2012 so he might just be a follower of the theory :loco:.

Hmmm, who knows, he might be right. :yow:
 
Don't fucking call that a theory. It's about damn time people who know anything about science reclaim the actual meaning of 'theory' and let unsubstantiated crackpot bullshit like "Oh noes the world ends yesterday AARHGGSHDBFFUCKT!" be called unsubstantiated crackpot bullshit like it is.

Jeff
 
Well, let's make a bet. If I'm right, I get to sell your melted off skin on eBay... if you're right... then the universe will implode. But then I'll still be right. :)
 
What's wrong about having a theory that justifies every aquisition of expensive equipment?
-"Hey, how expensive was that VHT/that Gibson Les Paul Custom/that Diezel VH4?"
-(answer the exact amount of money)
-"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!"
-"Hey, the world stops turning in 5 years!"

I think I'll start believing in that theory :D
 
Sounds good, Billy George Johnson. But I wouldn't buy a PRS just because the world was going to end. I'd still buy a good guitar over a brand name any day. :lol: Actually the whole Mayan calender thing is just a coincidence. I'm following politics and the events foretold in Revelations about the coming of the apocalypse. I'd say 2012 is a very realistic date as the events are already set in motion. Just check www.endtime.com as it could do better at explaining than I

Using ethanol for gas is causing famine, and a large portion of Iowa cornfields was destroyed in a flood. You could call that a coincidence but someone who follows this stuff knows it's more than that. :-D
 
gotta agree with the others on this one.
sounds like bung.
even if it were a metal song, it sounds amateur.
blaming your lack of talent on the end of the world is pretty sad as well.
if you have any serious thoughts about pursuing vocals at all, do yourself a favor and study technique.
I've heard great things about that "zen of screaming" video. maybe try that for starters.
 
Haha, Zen of Screaming is for nubs. I'm going to have to make a real recording for you guys after the July 4th holiday, when nobody's around to hear me. :) By the way, happy 4th fellows!
 
Which is why Angela Gossow, Phil Labonte, and our own Kazrog (Backmask) sound like twelve-year-olds imitating Gollum and you're just fucking godly.

You're starting to fail pretty hard here, bail while you can.

Jeff
 
Don't fucking call that a theory. It's about damn time people who know anything about science reclaim the actual meaning of 'theory' and let unsubstantiated crackpot bullshit like "Oh noes the world ends yesterday AARHGGSHDBFFUCKT!" be called unsubstantiated crackpot bullshit like it is.

Jeff

You might have to take that one up with the Discovery channel blokes not me.

And by definition, a theory is an idea formed by speculation. Now if that's not right for you take it up with Microsoft Encarta Dictionary because I don't like jabbering about things I don't know about.
 
Dude, maybe you should just delete the Myspace Karoke stuff...I think less people will make fun of you. I'm not a fan of your vocals either though, sorry, but I'm not gonna make fun of you because you seem a little unstable. The shit about the end of the world is pretty hillarious though, ever thought of trying out stand up comedy?
 
Which is why Angela Gossow, Phil Labonte, and our own Kazrog (Backmask) sound like twelve-year-olds imitating Gollum and you're just fucking godly.

You're starting to fail pretty hard here, bail while you can.

Jeff

Hahaha, man, I feel like she's gotten a lot better, but there was a time when the first thing I thought of when I heard Angela Gossow's vocals was actually Gollum. :p Not a twelve-year-old, though!

That said, Arch Enemy r0x0rz my b0x0rz. Respeck!
 
Not gonna lie, even the recording isn't that good. You can tell its messing up your throat just by listening to it.

Also, a good scream has over/undertones. There tends to be a higher lower tone when you scream high and vice versa. You scream like you would sing...and you don't sing with your throat all tight like that.

I'm not claiming to be an expert as I'm still trying to figure it out, but from what I've learned, and done, I know that you're messing up your throat.

Check out that zen of screaming and stop being so arrogant. Everyone can always learn more.
 
Hahaha, man, I feel like she's gotten a lot better, but there was a time when the first thing I thought of when I heard Angela Gossow's vocals was actually Gollum. :p Not a twelve-year-old, though!

That said, Arch Enemy r0x0rz my b0x0rz. Respeck!

I was being sarcastic. If you didn't catch it, I was having a jab at this guy, who I still think sounds like a 12-year-old imitating Gollum, trying to throw shit at someone who coaches some very respectable and talented artists.

New clip isn't much of an improvement, either, on that note...

Jeff
 
Well you're the only guys who think so, and that really isn't a surprise. You have horrible taste in music if you think Angela Gossow is that good. And you're still upset about the whole "spending your whole life writing novellas about nonsense" thing from the production tips thread.

It doesn't hurt my throat at all and it sounds great. I'm raising my stamina by practicing everyday. If you think this sounds like it is hurting my throat, then listen to Immortal, or Motorhead. And shave your head so you can complete the David Cross look -- not an insult, that guy is hilarious!