seriously

[Baliset]

if the MEFA loan company wasn't nice enoughn to provide my office with promotional yo-yo's i probably would have smashed my phone to tiny bits today because of all the crap i am being forced to deal with.

 

[chupe666]

i heard one office supply company my work deals with came to st. louis and gave out gift cards to their stores when the nearest locale is 2 hours away. said cards were also not able to be used to buy from website.

 

[lizard]

my boss designed these really cheesy magnets with our customer service #s on them but if you dialed the 800 # you got a garden center.

on the plus side we have hundreds of those little battery powered fans sitting out on the back dock.

 

[xfer]

toby once got fired from a job for stealing a rubber promotional keychain

 

[Kitty Star]

HA that sucks. I have State Farm promotional EVERYTHING. First aid kit, nail clippers, nail file, rice spoon, pot holders, t-shirts, erasers, penciles, pens, note pads, calendars, candy (yes state farm has their own life savers candy line), and so much more ridiculous stuff.

 

[Baliset]

there's usually too much promotional stuff for me to actually use. but this is the second time they have sent along yo-yo's and i was so happy and excited by it.

for those who don't know when work gets stressful i used to use a yo-yo as a calming method because it helps me relax and make the stress go away. but then my yo-yo broke in the train station and its been months since i have had one.

 

[xfer]

that will teach you not to put your yo-yo near the glory holes, greg.

 

[Greg B.]

My brother did some work for the Yomega Corp. and walked off with these sweet super limited Macintosh promo yo-yos.

 

[Kitty Star]

I'm retarded and yo-yo's don't work for me.

 

[FuSoYa]

You might be trying to use them upside-down

 

[Baliset]

i want to add that i was retard with yo-yo's too until fusoya showed me how to use them properly.

 

[minxnim]

i get all these free westlaw pens with neon strips in them that light up. i also get westlaw and aba watches. lame.

 

[Kitty Star]

You might be trying to use them upside-down

That's a thought. Which side is which?

 

[FuSoYa]

when you toss it out, the string should be on the side facing you.

 

[chupe666]

this should be an informational yo-yo sticky

 

[FuSoYa]

not til josh posts, he's definitely at least 3 yo-yo tiers above me

 

[chupe666]

 

[mindspell]

I used to walk to college scaring passer-bys to death by playing yo-yo and doing tricks and dangerous stuff close to their face...

I also could never find strings as long as I wanted so I had to make my own from sewing thread...

 

[minxnim]

I used to walk to college scaring passer-bys to death by playing yo-yo and doing tricks and dangerous stuff close to their face..

if you had done that to me i would have punched you in the dick! i hate that.

 

[xfer]

if some French dude had been swinging a yo yo (which was originally a weapon as we all know) at my face on a HOMEMADE STRING, i would have joined in the dick-punching.