once my roomate was drunk and decided it would be a good idea to run and tackle me. i managed to be dodge him and as he turned around i yo-yo'ed him in the nuts.
wow yo yo's used to be the stuff. it's been forever since i've played with ones. me and my brother used to spend hours learning tricks and stupid shit like that. good times, great oldies.
if some French dude had been swinging a yo yo (which was originally a weapon as we all know) at my face on a HOMEMADE STRING, i would have joined in the dick-punching.