sex manuals...everyone read them

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Just wondering, which ones are the best...???


PICK UP LINES

1. Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.
2. You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise.
3. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.
4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?
5. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
7. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.
8. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
9. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
10. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
11. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
12. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
13. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
14. Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO." Can I?
15. Playing doctor is for kids. How about me and you play gynaecologist.
16. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you
17. .Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
18. The word for the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
19. Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a piece of Irish in you?
20. The last time I saw you, I was dreaming?
21. Hi, my name is James. Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it later on tonight.
22. I'm new in town, could you give the directions to your apartment.
23. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
24. That's a nice smile, its just too bad that’s not the only thing you're wearing.
25. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
 
3. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.
13. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
17. .Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
19. Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a piece of Irish in you?
23. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!

I like those a lot
 
or...."haye mane, mee un mah chick heer came heer frum arkansas, we havin a partee at the motel across tha street aftur tha show, you too shuld cum and partee wid us....".....then they knocked over some stools in a drunken stupor and were kicked out before exhumed even went on.....that was the exhumed/morbid angel/deicide/soilent green/zyklon show....hahahaaa, that was funny
 
or the..."hey babe, ya smoke weed?"....or the "excuse me miss, do you know what time it is?....doyouhaveaboyfriend?"...just a couple lame ones i've had thrown at me lately
 
I Had A Lot Of Straight Guys And Dykes Hitting On Me When I Was In Drag Yesterday It Was Pretty Funny Cuz I Caused A Bunch Of Minor Car Accidents When I Was Walking Along The Side Of The Freeways/highways Fortunately No One Got Seriosly Injured Yay
 
i must stop looking at this thread....
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LORD_RED_DRAGON said:
I Had A Lot Of Straight Guys And Dykes Hitting On Me When I Was In Drag Yesterday It Was Pretty Funny Cuz I Caused A Bunch Of Minor Car Accidents When I Was Walking Along The Side Of The Freeways/highways Fortunately No One Got Seriosly Injured Yay

You should post pics LRD.....
 
haha, LRD, i am always seeing you walk home now....saw you on saturday walking down rock island....i was coming home from the zoo:p