sex manuals...everyone read them

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Wendy's Pic Looks Really Cool

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Those all richly deserve to be in the bad chat up lines post.
Would any of those ever work? Even on the very drunk

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

just depends on whoooooo, yes, and the state of drunkenness....ha

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Some People Will Fuck Any Thing That Moves If U Get Them Drunk Enough

 

[Yetti]

the word of the day is legs. why don't we go back to your place and spread the word?

your pants are like mirrors, because i can i myself inside them.

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?"
Sounds more like a put down then a pick up line.

 

[ForbiddenAngel]

Lololol

 

[Tee]

4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?
5. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?
7. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.
11. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

Don't Have Web Cam And A Homophobic Guy Has The Disposeable Cam With The Pix Of Me In Drag
Sorry

aww. Damn that sucks .

 

[lizard]

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