Sexy Surprises... ?

[Fbarre]

Be totally dedicated for her the whole day/evening/night. Shut off any phone/computer, prepare her a complicated/good tasty meal or something she loves, buy her favourite alcohol, prepare a bath for her, or "with" her , massage her, and since 99.99% of massages are supposed to deviate, you know what's following. You can also prepare something special after, because she wouldn't expect something after sex, so it's maybe the right time for a nice surprise. Think of anything that would make it a special night ! If possible, make the bed red with many pillows. Girls LOVE that

You forgot the red rose leaves around the bath and bed...

 

[ang3]

red wine...maybe kittehs in a basket?

 

[plague_rider]

Tasty meal... a little wine... (enough to lower the inhibitions but not so much as to the point she needs to lie down)
some barry white... set the mood... then BAM!!!! DICK IN THE MOUTH!!!

 

[Uros]

Wine, candles, and some mellow music (usually classical). One thing will lead to another...just remember, whatever you do - take it out on time.

 

[MaellaJohn]

Give her custom presets.

 

[TheWinterSnow]

Give her custom presets.

THIS!!!!!

 

[Erik Monsonis]

This thread is full of WIN

Nick, it all depends on what kind of girl your GF is... Anyways... too late for more suggestions

 

[StefTD]

end of story...

 

[botus99]

Make sure to carry her into the bedroom so you can throw her on the bed and tear into her like a x-mas present. Sensual stuff can be nice, but after 2.5 months... grab hold and tear shit up man. Wine and dine her afterwards

 

[Skyweaver]

Dinner, Coke, Viagra, $400 worth of sexy toys and some Norwegian dwarf porn, some industrial gel, a twister board and a gimp under the bed..... SURPRISE !

 

[ratsapprentice]

DP

 

[jeid]

Dude, I hope you're gonna beat her for being out of the kitchen for 2.5months. Then she better make you a sammich.

Joking aside, just nail her.

 

[drew_drummer]

Slip some roofies into her drink, and get the LA Lakers to gangrape her.

 

[drew_drummer]

end of story...

Nasty ass chasm between those sourbags.

 

[guitarguru777]

Almost preferable to Celtic Cock

Ya but celtic cock is all dirty cause ya'll wear them fucking skirts with no knickers on...lol

 

[guitarguru777]

 

[jeid]

Fuckin lol'd!

Why's there not an SSL for her to lean over?

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ bullshit!

The care bears should all have SSL & API written on their guts!

 

[Line666]

Ya but celtic cock is all dirty cause ya'll wear them fucking skirts with no knickers on...lol

You can keep your sweaty gooch, bit o' cock in the wind freedom never hurt nobody

 

[Skinny Viking]

You can keep your sweaty gooch, bit o' cock in the wind freedom never hurt nobody

I agree

As a matter of fact I'm naked as I type this with my fan cooling off the bad case of bat wings I have going on

My cock is spinning around like a propellor