Sexy Surprises... ?

[NSGUITAR]

Nailed it.

 

[guitarguru777]

You can keep your sweaty gooch, bit o' cock in the wind freedom never hurt nobody

LOL

 

[Skinny Viking]

Nailed it.

Who'd you find to bang her?

 

[Behind]

Dinner?

 

[CubanDude]

Slip some roofies into her drink, and get the LA Lakers to gangrape her.

 

[LeSedna]

you speak like a girl. Or a girl's gay best friend

last week I had sex with 2 different girls 5 nights in a row (not together ahaha). So

I'm in a heaven period, I seriously have many girls to see all over the country and a few in other countries. NEVER delete a numer or a mail, it's ALWAYS useful one day

 

[LeSedna]

Make sure to carry her into the bedroom so you can throw her on the bed and tear into her like a x-mas present. Sensual stuff can be nice, but after 2.5 months... grab hold and tear shit up man. Wine and dine her afterwards

The contrary works better. 2.5 months PLUS a whole diner with wine makes it explode like nothing else. My best experiences were almost all after just a little wine or soft alcohol. That + some flirting is so awesome.

 

[Uros]

Yep, I love me some flirtin'

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

I vote you pull down trou, pull your ass cheeks apart and let her get a nice view of your shitty brown eye just as she enters the homestead.

 

[Lasse Lammert]

Haha, whatever you're gonna do, WHEN you do it you'll think of this thread and giggle

 

[DanLights]

last week I had sex with 2 different girls 5 nights in a row (not together ahaha). So

I'm in a heaven period, I seriously have many girls to see all over the country and a few in other countries. NEVER delete a numer or a mail, it's ALWAYS useful one day

Fuck me, I wanna be a pilot!

 

[Skinny Viking]

Fuck me

Careful ... He might

 

[AHChris]

Yeah show her this thread... awesome surprise

I´m dying Best thread ever!

 

[DanLights]

Careful ... He might

hahaha I´m flying RyanAir next Saturday so he just might

 

[LeSedna]

Ahahahaha, well no I don't think the pilot factor was useful on this one. But it helps on other ones, that's true

And don't worry, I won't fly before October

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Be totally dedicated for her the whole day/evening/night. Shut off any phone/computer, prepare her a complicated/good tasty meal or something she loves, buy her favourite alcohol, prepare a bath for her, or "with" her , massage her, and since 99.99% of massages are supposed to deviate, you know what's following. You can also prepare something special after, because she wouldn't expect something after sex, so it's maybe the right time for a nice surprise. Think of anything that would make it a special night ! If possible, make the bed red with many pillows. Girls LOVE that

Definitely this, or you could just ram a cricket bat up her rectum before she's even got her shoes off.

 

[Skinny Viking]

Definitely this, or you could just ram a cricket bat up her rectum before she's even got her shoes off.

For fuck's sake at least use something from a REAL sport!

 

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