Shameful yet addictive...

[ThisIsACoolName]

There are only like two options when you try to play on the site and they each end with you losing.

edit: Oh wait a second. Here we go...

 

[waif]

???
THere are tons of options. You = fail.
Make sure you don't grab her tits right off the bat. You have to kiss her cheek.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Well that was the problem, then. Apparently you can't treat her like you would in real life! Weak!

I was making here dinner and the website shit the bed. So, apparently, there are forces bigger than myself preventing me playing this game.

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, i had the page die on me many times. but i was bored and determind
~gR~

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

The page dies probably due to heavy server load (read: tons of n00bs here playing it at the same time).

 

[CF87]

I got her to take me out in her jeep to a restaurant and than the page would not load. furthest i've gotten

I'm going to start playing it again soon for an hour atleast.

 

[The Ozzman]

Tip: If you want to redo the last step, just hit F5 on the keyboard and it will refresh.

 

[CF87]

Nice!

This is the best game!

I've got her drunk on whiskey and she's on the Table!



"That was a very hot kiss"

I'm going to touch her boobs now.

"Oh that feels good, maybe I should take my shirt off."

 

[panzerfaust666]

wow man! OMG good for you

 

[Satanstoenail]

This chick is fucking hawt. rly

she's not real!

"Woot! Lets rock and roll!"

fuck yeah hottie

I banged her in the bedroom after playing naked marco polo in the pool with her and her friend. I feel validated as a man now.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

I've gotten her pants and shirt off on the couch. Then she says "I'm not in a romantic mood." That's the furthest I've gotten.

 

[genocide roach]

howd you get her in the bedroom? every time she says "i'll do it anywhere", i tried to go there and she just wants to sleep
~gR~

 

[Ender Rises]

Seriously?

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I've been able to get her topless on the table, and completely naked in the hot tub. Unfortunately, after she got naked, I tried to go skinny dipping in the pool rather than just doing her, but then she got a cramp and sent me home. I also followed her into her bedroom where she passed out and I was able to take her clothes off and get in bed with her, but then nothing happened and she kissed me good bye the next morning.

Also, I let my ex-girlfriend play and she kept trying to click on her boobs right away. She finally started to make some slow progress but kept getting shot down while eating for talking too much (big surprise that is! ). Eventually she got discouraged and was like "ah WTF! Are women really this frustrating!?"

That was last night though, so today she was telling one of her friends about it and found out that she loves sim dating games as well. Then the two of them played a different sim dating game together, but didn't get laid in that one either.

 

[Satanstoenail]

howd you get her in the bedroom? every time she says "i'll do it anywhere", i tried to go there and she just wants to sleep
~gR~

After naked marco polo with her and her friend, go inside instead of the hot tub and watch her shower. After that she invites you in to the bedroom to stay over and then she's like "ok you deserve it, you can have sex with me, but I'll have to turn the lights out first". The option to tell her to get fucked at this point would have been fantastic.

 

[rms]

I banged her, I left town to see her stripteased, got her to win 500 bucks, came back, went in the hot tub kiss, rub, massage, lick nipples etc and then I lost all interest to play the game.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Errrr, thanks?