Shit away from home

[Dhatura]

I think it's all about conditioning. Until I started to travel I couldn't take a shit anywhere else but home. But now it's not a problem. I always use public toilets with loads of tissue on the seat, or if there's not enough paper and the toilet doesn't look friendly enough, I sit on my hands (and by the time I finish the job my hands are withered and hurt like hell ).

Once I took a shit outside, but I was a kid then. I don't think I could do it any more, especially if there's no way to wash my hands afterwards. I think it's more important for me to wash my hands after it, even if it's just pee and not poo. So at festivals where there's no running water, I buy bottled water first.

 

[Andy_2003]

sit on your hands? ooh wow wee. Anyway I generally prefer my own, obviously but i don't mind using others if I have to. There was this one time I was curling over in agony at my girlfriend's house with real bad stomach pain! and she kept saying use our toilet but i knew it would be a bad idea!! So I held it and when I left I struggled to the nearby pub. My god, have I ever been so pleased to see a piss stained bog seat in my life!! Wow it was luxury, Nepalmed it too, somewhat ungrateful towards the poor toilet. But it was there for me, I'm thankful

 

[elzka]

I can sit and shit anywhere if I have to. What's with you all and your vanilla asses?

thats a mantalk.
ugh.

 

[sol83]

this thread is so amusing. well done arnaud.

 

[Cerulean]

Haha I remember you weren't that fond of going to the toilets on Graspop either.

 

[Mariner]

i must say i dislike the french sort of toilet. but if i have to go im going. no matter what. you lot are poofters.

 

[Cerulean]

Ah French toilets are one of God's biggest mistakes.

 

[sol83]

yeah. to answer the question, i never feel the urge to shit when outside. thankfuly.

 

[Andy_2003]

shiteus maximus

 

[Falconspirit]

Caca is good!

 

[Dhatura]

Yeah, cuckoo for caca!

 

[Thortyir]

I can't shit in public bogs, I really dislike it... But when I was at Wacken Open Air and Summer breeze (though those on the festival were quite OK, but only during the morning), I got no other choice... What a trauma, seeing your neightbour shoes while pooing is really... I can't find my words...

And yeah, plastic toilets like dixi or toi toi are really banned for me...

 

[the_good_son141]

once i actually fainted for holding it in.

do you get newspapers with you?

 

[Don Corleone]

i have shit in public toilets. will do again if i have to.

 

[Cerulean]

Yo Quentin, catch me on MSN, gotta talk about the fest

 

[the_good_son141]

i have shit in public toilets. will do again if i have to.

a real man confession for the 6.666 post don

 

[cedarbreed]

this thread is so amusing. well done arnaud.

I knew that one would be a success

 

[cedarbreed]

Haha I remember you weren't that fond of going to the toilets on Graspop either.

Graspop bogs are the worst of all public bogs, that is to say ABSOLUTE HELL

 

[cedarbreed]

i must say i dislike the french sort of toilet. but if i have to go im going. no matter what. you lot are poofters.

WHat's the problem with French bogs ??,

 

[cedarbreed]

Caca is good!

Hummmm du caca hummmmm c'est bon !