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[I didnt run her over though, i had sex with her, and it wasnt with my car but with my cock, and it wasnt so much "have" as "haven't"]
shit shit shit I think I have run over the girl from Burger King with my car!!!
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we've got a retarded girl working at the local burger king here.
She could well do with being run over by a vehicle... a steamroller preferably.
She's really loud and talks with her tongue hanging halfway out of her large, pimply white mash potato face.
ugh.
btw...
She could well do with being run over by a vehicle... a steamroller preferably.
She's really loud and talks with her tongue hanging halfway out of her large, pimply white mash potato face.
ugh.
btw...
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Hi spike. 
I just woke up from the one hour of sleep I managed to get before my retard of a sister and stupid cousins woke up and started talking very loudly. I normally don't mind people talking when I'm trying to sleep, but something about stupid "homie talk" just bothers the hell out of me. As if that weren't enough, they all had to stomp up the stairs together to the kitchen to get ice cream, which my cousin had to serve, since my sister doesn't know how to scoop her own ice cream. Yes, 23 years old, and can't even scoop her own fucking ice cream. As if THAT weren't enough, I'm stuck with them here at my parents house because my car is wrecked and I can't get back to my apartment. Every non-retarded driver who lives in this house is out of town at the moment. Of course they'll probably leave a nice big mess for me to clean.
But it's ok, in just a few days I'll be on my way to another state. Far far away from here.
Sorry about the rant, especially if it doesn't make sense. I feel drunk like and sleepy.
What have you been up to?
I just woke up from the one hour of sleep I managed to get before my retard of a sister and stupid cousins woke up and started talking very loudly. I normally don't mind people talking when I'm trying to sleep, but something about stupid "homie talk" just bothers the hell out of me. As if that weren't enough, they all had to stomp up the stairs together to the kitchen to get ice cream, which my cousin had to serve, since my sister doesn't know how to scoop her own ice cream. Yes, 23 years old, and can't even scoop her own fucking ice cream. As if THAT weren't enough, I'm stuck with them here at my parents house because my car is wrecked and I can't get back to my apartment. Every non-retarded driver who lives in this house is out of town at the moment. Of course they'll probably leave a nice big mess for me to clean. But it's ok, in just a few days I'll be on my way to another state. Far far away from here.
Sorry about the rant, especially if it doesn't make sense. I feel drunk like and sleepy.
What have you been up to?
Who? Lil ol me?
Not much to be honest. It's nice to have a long weekend off though. Went into town with a mate for new years, fireworks were nice, but the nightlife was shite (or to be precise, I didn't run into anyone I knew. ) Been eating all the BAD food out of the house furiously for the last few days so I can start on my new years resosultion (It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out what that one is ) and now have a lil pot-belly from stuffing myself. j/k. Umm, I have plans to watch all three extended editions of LoTR today, once my lazy arse dad gets up. Means I gotta take poota out the front though, cos it's the only way to get the surround setup up and working. Will need to clean my room day after that, being the last day I have off, and being that my room is currently a war zone... hmmmmm, that's about it I think. What a boring life I lead. *Yawns*
P.S. What happened to your car? And didn't somone leave a car behind for you to drive in their abscence?
Not much to be honest. It's nice to have a long weekend off though. Went into town with a mate for new years, fireworks were nice, but the nightlife was shite (or to be precise, I didn't run into anyone I knew.
) Been eating all the BAD food out of the house furiously for the last few days so I can start on my new years resosultion (It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out what that one is ) and now have a lil pot-belly from stuffing myself. j/k. Umm, I have plans to watch all three extended editions of LoTR today, once my lazy arse dad gets up. Means I gotta take poota out the front though, cos it's the only way to get the surround setup up and working. Will need to clean my room day after that, being the last day I have off, and being that my room is currently a war zone... hmmmmm, that's about it I think. What a boring life I lead. *Yawns*P.S. What happened to your car?
And didn't somone leave a car behind for you to drive in their abscence?
