Shit that hurts!

I think only men have problems like this..It seems like women never have this kind of problems...or they never talk about it or would post a picture of it in a forum :)

Anyway..I wish you a good healing, dude!
 
I've had this shit once and I fixed it myself. It was getting pretty bad, got swollen up and shit and that yellow crap was building up inside so I took some alcohol and a fire-cleansed needle and got to work with it. It didn't hurt much actually, I just fucked that thing up and made all the yellow shit go away and that was it. A few days after, the skin fell off and it started healing. Can't remember if I cut my nail at the same time... I probably did because otherwise the fucking dagger nail would've still be in there :) After that, I just made sure I didn't cut round corners, I try to keep 'em kinda sharp and "square" now so they don't trail off to the inside.

Didn't know about the cutting a triangle in the middle, pretty cool that the nail is actually that stupid (not that I expect it to be intelligent but... haha)!

And I'm with Marcus on the feet thingy... HATE feet, can't stand 'em. MAAAAAAYBE if it's a REALLY REALLY, I mean REEEEEEEEAAAALLY hot chick, otherwise it's like... TITS OR GTFO... u know? O.o
 
The nails on my big toes would grow really wide and sort of curl down into my toe. I basically couldn't avoid ingrown nails and I once had one on both sides of both big toes and some pretty serious infection. It was horrible.

Eventually I had to have surgery and he removed part of the toenail's root on both toes. They both grow normally now, but that shit was a serious pain in the ass for several years.
 
Metalhead28 said:
However, if this thread is truly supposed to be about shit that hurts, it should be about kidney stones. I've passed a handful of those fuckers.
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Oh please please please, don't talk about kidney stones because I have the pain symptoms for it, although it occurs rarely (about an evening every 6-8 weeks), and the doctor didn't think it was kidney stones, but I'm still totally scared shitless when I hear the words "kidney stones" :erk:

However, I'd take kidney stones any day if I got to choose between that and something that was life threatening though so I shouldn't whine...

Metaltastic said:
Hahaha, words to live by! :lol:
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You know it! ;)

I'm probably gonna have to try saying that to a chick when I'm drunk at some bar sometime. Haven't done it so far, I've been too much of a nice guy! WELL YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW, NICE GUY TIME IS OVER! TITS OR GTFO GOD DAMNIT! (Whoaaa, guess I'm still cranky over that dream I had last night which involved Kristin Kreuk... :heh:)
 
Gojira_ said:
TITS OR GTFO GOD DAMNIT!
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breast_larvae_sm.jpg
 
Dude...what the fuck is that, that is so fucking horrid...

And Erkan, behold:

st_nyquil_f.jpg


The stuff is a potent sedative :D
 
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