Should I attempt to take a break from UM?

[MajestikMøøse]

chicks are evil!!! we need to live as well as we can without their interference.

 

[NAD]

Were it not for pussy, chicks would not ruin man. I have a theory that eunuchs don't have a desire to get laid and therefore never have problems in life, but I'm not willing to test it out.

If Jarboe gave me head I'd ask her NOT to swallow because I wouldn't want to defile her vocal chords

 

[MajestikMøøse]

according to allmusic.com Jarboe worked as an "unorthodox sex worker" for awhile

 

[lurch70]

i think we ooze some weird self confidence when we have a girlfriend ... that "I don't give a shit" self confidence ... that other chicks just love.

What I haven't figured out is why the girls want a piece of the action, is it to ruin a happy man, or a successful relationship, or just the life of some dude while getting a little cock on the side?

my theory is that they just want to find out what is it about you that is attractive to your current girlfriend ... also you are safe (read: wont's attack them)

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i think we ooze some weird self confidence when we have a girlfriend ... that "I don't give a shit" self confidence ... that other chicks just love.

This is the absolute truth.

 

[lurch70]

hehe ... this is why now that I am single again ... only thing oozing is insecurity and shyness.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Even when single, it's bizarre. If you act full of confidence and are self-assured, chicks are just drawn to you! Try it.

 

[Hell Mike]

really? They don't even need a map to my house?

 

[mousewings]

Even when single, it's bizarre. If you act full of confidence and are self-assured, chicks are just drawn to you! Try it.

Same works for girls too.

Except almost all guys I know are taken or inappropriate.

I think Erik should stay if he wants to... or get a hobby.

 

[Demonspell]

Unorthodox sex worker? What kind of bullshit euphemism is that? Or maybe they consider themselves a family friendly website, so words like filthy S&M whore are off-limits there.

 

[NAD]

I ooze butter, which is why I get all the large ladies.

I think "unorthodox sex worker" was how Jarboe described it, my guess would be she was a dominatrix of sorts. :horny: :my-ass-hurts: