should i keep these friends or not

[Tide In Mind Out]

they are an hour late, so late that now samantha (blackwaternymph) cannot attend my birthday dinner.

they're metrosexual males, and listen to finch.

and possibly jerking each other off right now in the shower.

but...i get free dinner and drinks out of them tonight. and maybe a dildo in return for the squeezy rubber boobies i gave one of them.

and no, they're not lord red dragon!!

david needs to hurry up and get over here so derick and i can have some decent male company

 

[EricT]

David is such a man that he will eat them alive, shit them out, and the piss on the fecal matter that was once them.

 

[Reign in Acai]

they're metrosexual males, and listen to finch.

You answered your own question.

 

[EricT]

Oh, and I shall have to visit sometime after David arrives... hopefully he's there by late August so I can kill 2 birds with one stone (Solitude Aeturnus, and feces fun).

 

[Demilich]

i only have 2 friends that i see on a reasonably consistent basis!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

it's ok i love them again, they fed me and got me pretty drunk. and they've agreed to fuck each other on new year's if they haven't gotten laid by then. i need to get that in writing though

 

[Ars Magna]

it's ok i love them again, they fed me and got me pretty drunk. and they've agreed to fuck each other on new year's if they haven't gotten laid by then. i need to get that in writing though

You should throw in some fine print that gives you permission to watch/record the encounter.

edit: I missed the part about them being metrosexual males. Icksnay on the recording mmmk? Thanks.