I reckon next one should be "one" ("won"?). The story of a man who lost his hearing listening too loud to Death Magnetic and suffering from severe tinnitus driving him crazy and isolating him from the rest of the world. And because the artwork parody is just the best
Some quick stupid ideas (just to show it's not too hard with this song and Dan will do something awesome (much better than those)):
I can't understand anything
Can't hear if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I hear nothing
This tinnitus ringing stops me
The loudness war is through with me
Dead tympanum, I can now see
That there's not much left of it
Nothing is sound but hiss now
Oh I'm deaf as I wish for deth
Oh please god, cure me
...
Now the loudness war has been won
Oh god, help me
...
Loudness is deafening me
All that I hear
Absolute horror
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... yeah I know that sucks but you get the idea!