Sign above a urinal in a SF gym:

[Wolff]

If your bat's too short, step closer to the plate.
Babe Ruth




in other words, don't fucking piss on the floor.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

lol that's good. They had to close the bathrooms at our school because people kept shitting and pissing on the floor, I love highschool.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Where is the logic in shitting and pissing on the floor in public toilets.

I justdon't get it.

Vandalism makes me as angry as stealing does.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I don't know, but it just punishes everyone because some people are too immature to operate complicated machinery such as toilets.

 

[S4R]

Originally posted by Wolff
in other words, don't fucking piss on the floor.

duly noted.