Snakes on a motherfucking Plane.

[PlatypusJesus]

Just got back from seeing it, boy, if you want to see a really tongue in cheek (yes they know it's stupid) movie about snakes fucking people up with a plot that is not even remotely believable, with gratutious violence and sex in airplane bathrooms (complete with genital biting) this is your wet dream, big dumb and very entertaining if you shut your brain off and accept how ridiculous it is

Most accurate description ever. Yeah, it was a fucking stupid, lame ass movie when the snakes weren't attacking, but when they were, it was one of the sickest, funniest things I have ever watched. I was laughing so hard that I was almost in tears. *WARNING! SPOILER BELOW!*



































































































I was hoping the British guy would toss the baby to the boa constrictor instead of the dog, but damn was it still glorious!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Saw it with Cara tonight. Fucking awesome movie.

Favorite part: When the lights go out on the plane and some random passenger way in the back shrieks "SNAKES!" Superb acting there.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hahahaha. YES! Snakefuckingtastic.

 

[EricT]

This movie kicked real huge fucking ass!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

CREEPY OVERAGED CANADIANS LOVE EMMA.

I know you're reading this.

so?

 

[EricT]

CREEPY OVERAGED CANADIANS LOVE EMMA.

I know you're reading this.

When emma turns 18, she'll have a line of canadians waiting outside her door...

 

[Eemar]

CREEPY OVERAGED CANADIANS LOVE EMMA.

I know you're reading this.

No Canadian claims me! But I am a slave to their pickle chips.

 

[Lunar Still]

Canadians must have some sort of fetish for weird-flavored chips. Isabel, while you are in Idaho, you must query every major hub in the potato industry to find out what these Canadians are up to.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Emma posted!!!
i wanna taste those pickle chips

 

[derek]

pickle chips! <3

 

[FretsAflame]

that terrible, metalized loves snakes too. I think they are decent, but when I see them moving, my scalp reacts in a very weird way.

Hahaha

and seeing a snake crap (a year ago, at the ZOO) contributed to the feeling of disgust. uke:

Ever seen a rhinocerous crap? Imagine a firehose, now imagine that firehose spewing fresh doo-doo butter all up in the place. Yeah.

 

[metalkingdom]

The chimps at the London Zoo pull turds right outta their butts and launch them at the visitors. Stand clear.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

People in the theater kept yelling shit like "Skanks on a plane!" and "Once you go black you never go back!" It was awesome.

 

[Tiff]

(complete with genital biting)

Picture. Thousand words.

They should show it in those Disney theaters with the seats that have the things crawling underneath and poking you in the spine. I think I'd have a fucking coronary.

 

[Sentient 6]

Picture. Thousand words.

They should show it in those Disney theaters with the seats that have the things crawling underneath and poking you in the spine. I think I'd have a fucking coronary.

oh yeah that part was hard to watch, you can already d/l a shitty version of the whole movie (emule of course)

 

[Anvil]

Hey, I never claimed Emma... I don't even think I left a mark... except the fact that she'll remember a Canadian.


Ha.


And does EVERYONE here know about it? Holy shit. haha.

 

[Chromatose]

those Disney theaters with the seats that have the things crawling underneath and poking you in the spine.

wtf :zombie:


Where can I find one of these?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

http://factory.canadianshack.net/scans_daily/barda_dress1.jpg
http://factory.canadianshack.net/scans_daily/barda_dress2.jpg

TEEHEE!

 

[derek]

Emma is cute. Score for Canadians, everywhere - my long lost soul brothers.

 

[Anvil]

Yes, Emma is very cute.












































































I WAS DRUNK, OKAY?!