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murder in the front row, crowd beings to bang
and there's blood upon the stage
BANG YOUR HEAD against the stage
and metal takes its price

BONDED BY BLOOD!
 
So a ham sandwitch walks into the bar. Bartender looks at him and says "we don't serve food here!"
 
A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says you have to leave. To which the mushroom replies, " WHY??!?! IMA FUN-GUY!"HAHAHHAH!







....poo.
 
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BAR JOKES!
 
Reasons for allowing drinking at work include:

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. It makes fellow employees look, smell and taste better.
14. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
15. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
16. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
17. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.
 
Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies,

"Come again?"

"No," she says... "Mustard."
 

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