So, anyone doing anything eventful?

[Captain Beard]

You two and Will and Laura should get together and speak nothing but sexual taglines and innuendo. And record it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I put my two weeks notice in at work today :Spin:

All of my coworkers were ecstatic and pleasantly surprised, except my supervisor of course. She just didn't say anything all day, which was quite nice compared to her usual cursing and fistbanging that occurs daily. My team leader even seemed somewhat motivated to quit by my quitting. If I can quit, anyone can!

I feel much better now, but still...I have two more weeks to go. I still have to get up and go on Monday

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Not this second, no. Tomorrow, my friend's forcing me to go tailgating with him before the Homecoming Game. It'll be interesting; I've never been before.

 

[Anvil]

....Tailgating? That sounds like a naughty anal sex game.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Not this second, no. Tomorrow, my friend's forcing me to go tailgating with him before the Homecoming Game. It'll be interesting; I've never been before.

You've never tailgated? tailgating? is that even what it sounds like? you sound like a whore for agreeing to it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you like the word "whore" tonight don't you?

WHOVH

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

DERICK IS POOPING

 

[Captain Beard]

The world appears to be his whore.

Also: *cheers for pooping*

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Tailgating as in pre-game drinkin' time? No, I plan on playing pin the gate on the dumbass.

 

[Chromatose]

I'm trying to, anyway ........

 

[Captain Beard]

You must lube the tube!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

tailgating is when you follow slow drivers really closely...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

you like the word "whore" tonight don't you?

WHOVH

I do! Don't be offended!

 

[Captain Beard]

And furthermore, yay for quittery!

 

[Chromatose]

pfffffft c'mon canadians, tailgating is the american pastime. What else are you gonna use those trucks for?!

The best things are those huge propane bbq grills that attach to the tailgate.

 

[Captain Beard]

Tailgating: The stupidest excuse for bbq ever.

Do it in a backyard like a man.

 

[Chromatose]

What?!

Meat should be cooked anywhere AND EVERYWHERE

 

[Captain Beard]

But I dislike rednecks and their massive trucks.

Actually, go ahead and tailgate. But don't freak out when my ninjas come, kill everyone, blow up your trucks, and take the meat.

I may even send time traveling vikings in wheeled longboats to rape your women and burn your sports stadiums!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

what the FUCK are you guys talking about? DYERS EVE YEAH

 

[Captain Beard]

Sports fans like to get in their trucks, go to American style football games, lower the TAILGATE, and bbq while setting themselves or other items on it, and these parties can get large. Meanwhile, I'm sending my hordes to raid them all, and to rape and burn.