...so i got 145 bucks...

Yes.

Flying V Guy --- If you spend a few more, you can get this Laser Star Projector

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I'd buy it if I had extra money floating around. :kickass:

I could also simply open the window at night, go out and look at the stars :lol:
 
Yeah just buy lots of Booze, a supply for use when parties/other social gatherings occur is always useful.
 
Holy fuck, that adds a whole new dimension to the argument "Is it possible to kill someone with a sharpened Melon?".

Long story, but that argument occured amongst my friends a long time ago :lol:
 
Are you both fucking kidding me? That's the worse idea ever!

There's over 9000 million porn videos around the web for free! Use any p2p/torrent client. Hell, even a megaupload/rapidshit link will do the trick.

Paying for porn is like having a circumcision for fun.

Linking people to porn site are against the rules, methinks.

Nick.
 
I could also simply open the window at night, go out and look at the stars :lol:

Well do you sleep outside? And not everyone can see the stars where they live, so that's a factor.

Here's another idea, and it's only 25 bucks...

The Stealth Switch

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Feet have been a major factor in the course of human history. If it wasn't for feet, so many great heroes of the past would have had to sit down or risk tipping over. The sound of feet is how you know when someone is approaching your cubicle and it is time to hurry and close the game running on your computer. Too many close calls can lead to unnecessary office stress.

The Stealth Switch is the answer. Quickly install the software and plug the hidden foot switch in (it goes either between the keyboard and your computer, or just into an available USB port) and you are safe. It hides in the shadows and just a light tap of your toes will let it work its magic. Based on your preferences, it can hide the current window, hide all windows, or hide all windows except for specified windows. Not just minimize, mind you, but totally erase from your screen. The Stealth Switch can also mute the sound, hide the taskbar, hide the desktop icons, and password protect the restore function. When the coast is clear, another quick tap and you are ready to frag in peace.

Stealthy pr0nz.
 
...hidden foot switch in (it goes either between the keyboard and your computer, or just into an available USB port)

I really don't get it.

It goes between the KEYBOARD and your COMPUTER? Wtf?
 
Have you ever connected wires together before? Plug the keyboard into the switch, then plug the switch into the keyboard slot. Quite simple.

You plug the keyboard in the switch, and then switch in the pc.

EDIT: Shit, Deckard Cain beat me to it

Wow, sorry for overeacting but yeah I never heard that. I don't still get WHY, but well, life is life.
 
But wait! There's also this!

The UV Disinfectant Wand!

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Pull out this sleek pearl clamshell - is it a cell-phone? No! Intense ultra-violet radiation emanates from a lens on the face, killing 99.9% of bacteria and viruses on your mouse, keyboard, phone, action-figures, what have you! Pass it over your contaminated objects for 10 seconds, and you're virtually germ-free.

80 bucks, and you could save yourself a lot of headache by blasting those germs away! Yeah!