so i just found out the first girl i ever kissed is now a lesbian.

[NAD]

fucking awesome, i love myspace.

 

[Krilons Resa]

....and she was forever scarred.

 

[E-bortion]

im a mysogynast (spelling?) for a reason

 

[NAD]

she said "don't worry, you didn't contribute" and i'm sorta disappointed.

 

[Erik]

im a mysogynast (spelling?) for a reason

*misogymnast

 

[NAD]

*massageoffist

 

[E-bortion]

 

[Claws of Perdition]

she said "don't worry, you didn't contribute"

That sounds like a "I think it would be better if we were just friends" kinda statement

 

[Night Mare]

That sounds like a "I think it would be better if we were just friends" kinda statement

Read: Bullshit.

 

[NAD]

well considering we "went out" when were 10 years old, i believe her.

 

[Reign in Acai]

How many orgasms did you give her?

 

[NAD]

haha

i think the extent of my sexuality back then was "boobs are good, but i don't know why."

 

[lizard]

fucking awesome, i love myspace.

Erik has seven friends now!!!!

 

[lurch70]

Erik has seven friends now!!!!

... are they metalheads?

 

[lizard]

http://www.myspace.com/290bpm

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

lmao, i'll look at that more when i'm not at school

 

[lurch70]

Erik's Blurbs

About me:
I'm a student who is carefree and happy-go-lucky. In my spare time I press wild flowers and help at Elder Care Centers. We can learn so much from the elderly. One day I hope to participate in Swedish politics.

Who I'd like to meet:
a girl who is not afraid to share her feelings. a girl who likes long walks through dank forests, holding hands, and talking for hours about everything, and nothing. A girl who has stars in her eyes and wants a lot of children. A girl who will bless me with Erik Jr.

... man I almost fell off of my chair laughing ... who would have thought Erik is sensitive and romantic

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, yeah, I liked lizard's comment

"Erik is a swell fellow and always courteous and pleasant. "

 

[dorian gray]

haha, "pleasant"