So I killed a Prime Minister.
- Thread starter Sydo
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- Apr 13, 2001
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So I was reading the paper Sunday, and noticed that a television special dedicated to Ruth Cracknell (another sad loss) has already been prepared.
So I was thinking.. and said out loud,
"Thats my goal in life. To have a TV special held in my honour when I die.
My sister just laughed, while my mum said,
I dont know. Once youve become Prime Minister of Australia it could happen.
That got me thinking, if I as a politician were to die, everyone would be ecstatic, and out loud,
Gee, there hasnt been a Prime Minister die in a while
Sydo in bed 8am this morning, radio news report..
"Prime Minister SIR John Gorton has sadly passed away.."
So I was thinking.. and said out loud,
"Thats my goal in life. To have a TV special held in my honour when I die.
My sister just laughed, while my mum said,
I dont know. Once youve become Prime Minister of Australia it could happen.
That got me thinking, if I as a politician were to die, everyone would be ecstatic, and out loud,
Gee, there hasnt been a Prime Minister die in a while
Sydo in bed 8am this morning, radio news report..
"Prime Minister SIR John Gorton has sadly passed away.."
Oh GOOD one Sydo..........
Could you just go out loud "Gee, that woman on the bus should ask Spawny out tomorrow"? Thanks in advance.
Could you just go out loud "Gee, that woman on the bus should ask Spawny out tomorrow"? Thanks in advance.
Dont feel too bad, its like on the football when the commentator says what a great game a player is having, then he drops the ball. Kinda.
Well why dont ya just shut the hell up then you bringer of doom 
You ask for ONE little favour............
You ask for ONE little favour............
Southy
Proud Brisbane Metaller
JonBonJovi
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yeah my sentiments exactly!
He has gone on and on about how beautiful she is blah blah but no real details.
MEN fools I tell fools.
JonBonJovi
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ahhh you men are such wuss bags.
We have to do all the wrk. Even with us throwing ourselves at you half the time you don't realise what we are up to then.
and they say we are hard to figure out!
"WHAT THE"
You ARE hard to figure out you crazy women!
When a girl does like me, I don't realise it until way after when it is too late, and when a girl doesn't like me, I always somehow get the signals mixed up and go and ask her out and then get turned down (damn Maria haha).
When a girl does like me, I don't realise it until way after when it is too late, and when a girl doesn't like me, I always somehow get the signals mixed up and go and ask her out and then get turned down (damn Maria haha).
JonBonJovi
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I hope that I am no typical woman that is for sure. I call a spade a spade!
If you men don't get it your loss really!
JonBonJovi
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This come from hardly ever having any female friends especially since I left school.
Although chick friends can be good for stuff guys want no part in!
Not dissing on female friends I just don't seem to make them as easily as guy friends.
JonBonJovi
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No I just became frustrated with all their constant winging.
I used to for one of my old friends help him find girls for him to take home!
JonBonJovi
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Originally posted by The Trooper
Hahahahaha, can you do that for me?
Bit of a problem your in melb. I am here in Sydney...hmmmm the distance may pose as a problem!
Ahhhh yes, well if you come back and I see you at metal gigs, make sure you find some nice single girls to line up for me 
JonBonJovi
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Originally posted by The Trooper
Ahhhh yes, well if you come back and I see you at metal gigs, make sure you find some nice single girls to line up for me
I'll be too busy looking for either single men or women for myself!
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