so i was at a bar last night smoking publicly for the LAST TIME EVER

[xfer]

HEIL HITLER!

i'm not too too displeased, because this smoking ban will benefit ME greatly and be more pleasant for ME. but, i mean, if they passed a law that all black people must give 50% of their income to white people, i would benefit, too. oh well. c'est la vie!

 

[xfer]

oh yeah.

 

[azal]

smoking bans are bullshit.

If black people had to give me half of their income I really don't think I would benefit much from half a welfare check and several loafs of bread.

Maybe if they would report on their taxes all the money they made from selling drugs and stealing cars.

 

[lizard]

thank you, Mr. Trent Lott!

 

[xfer]

holy shit that is the worst misspelling i have ever made in my entire life.

 

[azal]

i totally need a Trent Lott fake account.

 

[azal]

or a David Duke.

 

[lizard]

isn't Duke in jail now?

 

[xfer]

i think the correct term is "sexual slavery", but yeah.

 

[avi]

you east coast wussies are so uptight about the indoor smoking ban. it's so much nicer going to shows and not having to inadvertantly smoke a pack of cigs just through hanging out inside.

and yeah, some bars will still let you smoke. don't stress.

 

[azal]

that guy is taking so many miles of hot black penis into his rear right now.

I bet having anal sex with him is alot like throwing a crowbar down an empty corridor.

 

[xfer]

like i said, avi, i will benefit tremendously from the ban. that doesn't make it not bullshit.

 

[azal]

there's this seedy Bulgarian bar at the corner of Broadway and Canal I think..called Mehanata...

I was there like 2 weeks ago and they totally let you smoke.

the place is funny, it's filled with hipsters and sweaty eastern european men trying and failing to get off with someone.

Bulgarians are kinda smelly though, and their beer sucks.

 

[FrostGiant]

Not smoking in a bar is like watching baseball without being drunk.

 

[azal]

it's like being in a frat without being able to date rape on occasion.

 

[minxnim]

you're all insane.

also, i think it's really funny that recently yhe american cancer society had to 'take back' what they said about second hand smoke because all their research was wrong. oops!

 

[xfer]

thank you seipp for fixing my spelling error of HITLER as HITTLIR.

 

[FrostGiant]

I actually took up smoking cuz I was afraid of getting cancer from second hand smoke. Now I don't have to worry about it.

 

[azal]

you're all gonna get cancer from one thing or another, whether it is smoking, water contamination or hereditary...stop being such wusses.

I want to organize a smoke-athon to support my cause.

you wants to sponser me?

 

[avi]

of all the things I've ever done in my life, starting smoking has to be one of the dumbest. so glad I was able to quit (almost 2 years strong now!)