So if you started a band, how would you call it?

De Facto, I probably wouldn't be interested if that was the case. Thank Anubis! You're not completely gone.
 
my italian friends would suggest "cattiverium" as a brutal-death band name.. I found this really funny. italians on this board you should LYAO.. well.. ok.

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this kinda reminds me of a well known (in my town) and pretty ridiculous guy that used to play in a local black metal-ish band, he used to wear an inverted cross almost bigger than him and, being annoying and quite short, that earned him the nickname "satanassolo".
 
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this kinda reminds me of a well known (in my town) and pretty ridiculous guy that used to play in a local black metal-ish band, he used to wear an inverted cross almost bigger than him and, being annoying and quite short, that earned him the nickname "satanassolo".

why oh why oh WHY i was made aware of this now rather that in 1992, when someone we know bought an inverted cross during a schooltrip? i would probably have milked the joke for five or six years. :lol:

anyway, we used to joke about an imaginary band - see, i'm on topic - called satanàs l'é pà sì; for those who are not well-versed in Piedmontese dialect, it means "satan is not here" and it has one of the silliest sounds ever heard by human ears.

and nico, the mere idea of "cattiverium" makes me think of bad heavy metal comic books. nuff said.
 
The board works in mysterious ways.

There was a dude with quite a sizeable inverted cross at MortalFest, as well. He was also wearing corpse paint, and was all-in-all an Euronymous copycat; Except you could see his relatively dark skin color here and there, through spots of vanished artificial pigment.
 
I have no intention of starting a band but thanks for the inspiration and the good laugh... . I don't think the world could cope with someone torturing a cello?!
 
Power Metal: Triumph of the Seven
Death Metal: Vaginal Impalement
Black Metal: Cataclysm's Eve
Metalcore: Tinkerbell's Flight
Eclectic/hybrid: Where the fuck is my lamb gyro?
 
Avant-Garde: Incohérence
Black: Acte Immoral
Death: Souffrance Intense
Doom: Pâle Noirceur