So.... I've just learned that...

[neal]

your company sends you alone? no one else goes with you? they just like put you up in a hotel or something? that kinda sucks, of course you could always take the overnight train into amsterdam for a few days of 'relaxation' heh heh.
-neal

 

[revbirth]

How fucken old are you 25, you act like a 14yr kid, away from his mother...

you want these 15yr brats to make you feekl good or something

WHATS WITH YOU MAN, have you got a life....I went to germany by myself i was a man, man i hope the skinheads rip your head off...loser.

 

[Larf03]

How fucken old are you 25, you act like a 14yr kid, away from his mother...

you want these 15yr brats to make you feekl good or something

WHATS WITH YOU MAN, have you got a life....I went to germany by myself i was a man, man i hope the skinheads rip your head off...loser.

...cute... If you're posting that kind of reply, then you don't know anything about the topic...

You don't know me, you don't know what kind of person I am... thus making your comment worthless...

I know what I've been through... therefore I am better than you...

Thanks for the laugh though... I've had a rough day

 

[Larf03]

your company sends you alone? no one else goes with you? they just like put you up in a hotel or something? that kinda sucks, of course you could always take the overnight train into amsterdam for a few days of 'relaxation' heh heh.
-neal

Thanks for the suggestion! I just might do that!

 

[lizard]

you could hook up with Iris and Wendy! and Karen could give you the dutch equivalent of Reibe meine eier! the words, I mean.

 

[Tee]

LOL

"leck mich am Arsch" can be usefull too! :Smokedev:

 

[Larf03]

LOL

"leck mich am Arsch" can be usefull too! :Smokedev:

what does it mean?

 

[Tee]

lick my ass. or fuck off/you is a nice equivalent.

Narrot would help you the most. native he is.

 

[Larf03]

Learning german insults is the shit

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

just tell me how you want to insult ppl and i'll tell you the german aquivalent!

 

[lizard]

How to Flame auf Deutch, 101
Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole
Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
Scheisse - shit
Fotze - cunt
Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt
Schwuchtl - faggot (noun)
Lesbe - Lesbian (noun)
Mutterficker - motherfucker (literal)
Hurensohn - sonuvabitch
Hure - whore
Depp - idiot
Drecksau - dirty pig
Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)
Fick dich! - fuck you
Fick mich - fuck me
Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)
Schlampe - tramp or slut
das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
du verdammter Arschficker - you damn assfucker
himmeldonnerwetter - no translation (Lit. heaven thunder weather)
Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass
mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself
scheisskopf - shithead (literal)
schnoodle noodle - dick snot
Dummkopf -(lit. stupid head)
Verpiss Dich - Piss off
Wichser - wankerArschgeige - (lit.)
arse violin, arse fiddle
Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)
Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so
Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)
Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse
Schwanz - dick
Affenschwanz - ape-dick

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

schnoodle noodle - dick snot

>> i swear, i never heard that one. i dont believe it's german at all.

some of the others are not in use but else that's a quite accurate list!

 

[lizard]

haha are there much differences between dialects, as opposed to just strictly hochdeutsch?

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

yes. i wouldn't understand a 'true' bavarian actually eg.

 

[lizard]

to people who don't speak german, you could say "how do you like my new dishwasher" and it would sound like an insult!

 

[Larf03]

Turns out I'm leaving next fryday... Looks like I'm gonna be in germany for this your's bang Your Head fest... anyone else going ?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Hope everything goes well and you get to go to that fest.

 

[neal]

swearing is fun.
-neal