So the Rapture is this weekend...

[BrettT]

...what's everyone doing to bring it in? All you doubters, just look at the math....it's fucking undeniable:

1. According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
5. 51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.


I'm totally sold, so I'm going to spend Friday evening repenting my ass off. Lots of sinning till then, though.

 

[FIXXXER]

so lucky i'm living in antoher time zone!

 

[Clockwork]

so lucky i'm living in antoher time zone!

Yeah I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[BrettT]

so lucky i'm living in antoher time zone!

Well, it's happening at midnight, Jerusalem time.

 

[aberration]

Guess I won't have to field very many phone calls next week.
Almost made this same thread, but didn't feel like trolling.

 

[Terminus]

Rapture Mathematics

 

[egan.]

 

[J-Mac]

6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

Where's the 2 coming from? eh? eh? A multiplier to make the whole mess work? lol I guess this is why he wrong in 1994... oh those damn multipliers!! lol

 

[BrettT]

Where's the 2 coming from? eh? eh? A multiplier to make the whole mess work? lol I guess this is why he wrong in 1994... oh those damn multipliers!! lol

It comes from The Bible, my friend. The Bible.

 

[Cyanide_Anima]

FUCK YEAH!!!! END OF THE WORLD!!!

 

[pattonfreak1]

 

[Blue Shoes]

1. According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
5. 51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

like that movie 23

12x2=24 - 1= 23!!!
but even more
18/5= 3.6 + .4 (the time it took me ot figure out the math problem) = 4 x 5 = 20 + (you guessed it ) 3 = 23!


I'm not sold at all by this, there's been way too many "prophets" or whatever you want to call them in the past that have said some date and it ended up not happening.

But on a better note

HAPPY EARLY RAPTURE EVERYONE!

 

[Virgil.]

I wonder if all the people that have given up their life savings to help spread the word or contribute to Camping's church will get a refund on the 22nd.

 

[J-Mac]

It comes from The Bible, my friend. The Bible.

Well in that case I stand corrected.

 

[SocialNumb]

Well, you know what I would say here.

 

[Lasse Lammert]

I'll be in the theatre that day, watching Wagner's Valkyries....how fitting

 

[pattonfreak1]

"No man will know the hour of the coming of the Lord"

It comes from the Bible my friend... The Bible.

 

[DanLights]

Great band, great album, I think I'll listen to this while the Angels rape my blasphemous ass

 

[BrettT]

"No man will know the hour of the coming of the Lord"

It comes from the Bible my friend... The Bible.

Oh, he has that covered as well:

"But upon more careful examination of what Jesus said in the context in which it was said, and ultimately in the context of the entire Bible, we know that this is not what Jesus is saying. What Jesus really meant by saying "But of that day and hour knows no man," as we shall see, is this: that no human beings who are of this world and without the Spirit of God can discover the day and time of the Lord's coming, while those who are not of this world but who are of the kingdom of God through the Spirit can discover the very day and time once the time of the end has come. This does not mean that every man who knows the day must have the Spirit of God and is, therefore, saved, but simply that this knowledge of the very day originates from, or comes from in the first place, the Spirit of God and not from humanbeings or from flesh and blood at all. "

 

[Brady k]

fuck religion ...


best clip ever .... says it all !

http://youtu.be/YGRVsSS5vrc