Skinny Viking
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all I know is I told my wife its going in her butt friday night ... just in case
she hasn't agreed yet but negotiations are robust
she hasn't agreed yet but negotiations are robust
So the Rapture is this weekend...
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aberration
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DanLights
Santa Hat Forever
This is utterly ridiculous. I'm sure the bible says exactly everything whoever reads it wants to hear
Edit: I am aware you are not claiming it's true, just pointing out the stupidity in that quote
This is not ridiculous. For all the married men in the world, you Carlos, are our saviour. GOD SAVE THE BUTTLORD and best luck with that. And remember the only commandment: Pics or gtfo
Virgil.
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Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
This is not ridiculous. For all the married men in the world, you Carlos, are our saviour. GOD SAVE THE BUTTLORD and best luck with that. And remember the only commandment: Pics or gtfo
All I know is since I 1st told her my plan for her ass I've had this music playing in my mind
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Virgil.
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While butt sehx feels nice, the last thing I want before the end of the world is poop wiener. My wife has already offered to swallow Friday night. 
Skinny Viking
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While butt sehx feels nice, the last thing I want before the end of the world is poop wiener. My wife has already offered to swallow Friday night.
if thats what happens to you, you (or your wife) is doing it wrong
I've never once struck oil out of several women
as for the swallow part ... don't all women do that anyway?
DaveBlack
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A lot of people don't realize this guy has done this before. Back in 92 he started saying the world would end in 94 and when it didn't happen he said "oh well, my research wasn't finished..."
This guy is ruining people's lives and he could give a fuck less because his radio show has the highest ratings it's ever had.
This guy is ruining people's lives and he could give a fuck less because his radio show has the highest ratings it's ever had.
Virgil.
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if thats what happens to you, you (or your wife) is doing it wrong
I've never once struck oil out of several women
as for the swallow part ... don't all women do that anyway?
Haha Never happened to me either, but it does still smell.
Anywho, back on topic...
I agree this guy is ruining lives and he probably couldn't care less about it.
aberration
Black/Doom/Crust/Hardcore
Old fucker is just trying to time his death with the rapture so it looks like he went to heaven.
Glenn Fricker
Very Metal &Very Bad News
Glenn Fricker
Very Metal &Very Bad News
You're absolutely right. This guy is a fear monger & a charlatan. All of this hype & bullshit means he's lining his pockets with 'donations' given by the weak-willed.
LeSedna
Mat or Mateo
It better be false, cause I wanna live long enough to pass the 21st december 2012 to have a big laugh all day with my friends !
Virgil.
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Yeah, but he is so old! Why the hell is he concerned with money and getting richer? I agree with you, but this is just a general question I've been wondering myself. Seriously, what is he doing, buying stock in viagra or something? I don't know if he has kids or grandkids or great grandkids, but whatever he is doing with all that cash, they are going to be rich soon.
Wohma
Hearing sounds and voices
Virgil.
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lolzgreg
Cereal Shipping Sneapster
I will be playing the guitar rig used on Killswitch Engage's "The End of Heartache" on Friday; the world won't end then.
The ignorance regarding the date of the Christian rapture is out of control.
According to the Bible, Jesus said in Matthew 25: 13, "Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man comes." In Matthew 24:44 he says, "Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as you think not the Son of man comes."
No one knows when the Rapture is; only God has that answer.
Whether you believe in Jesus or the Bible's teachings is clearly your choice. I'm not here to convert anyone. I also don't want to start any arguments about contradictions in the Bible, etc, whatever.
The ignorance regarding the date of the Christian rapture is out of control.
According to the Bible, Jesus said in Matthew 25: 13, "Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man comes." In Matthew 24:44 he says, "Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as you think not the Son of man comes."
No one knows when the Rapture is; only God has that answer.
Whether you believe in Jesus or the Bible's teachings is clearly your choice. I'm not here to convert anyone. I also don't want to start any arguments about contradictions in the Bible, etc, whatever.
