so, what did you buy people for Christmas/Hanukkah?

[Will Bozarth]

horrible movie

edit: buy it for her anyway. don't ask. it would be suspicious. if she likes you enough, she'll see the act of kindness you will show... also, if she DOES have it, it'll make her feel bad, and that could be a plus, as well

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Have a relationship based entirely on pity!

 

[Will Bozarth]

exactly!

 

[Mike]

can you lend me a couple thousand bucks?

a couple? more like 50

 

[Ryan VH]

a couple? more like 50

oh, no, the couple thousand was for me. but yeah sure you can lend me and extra 50 grand for the car

 

[Mike]

dude, nothing says love like a porshe, do it

 

[Ryan VH]

maybe in a couple years?

did you buy bianca one?

 

[Mike]

maybe in a couple years?

did you buy bianca one?

no, our relationship it a little bit more serious, so i went with a Ferrari Enzo for her.

 

[Lunar Still]

Ryan, take a dump under her tree. I promise she'll never forget it.

 

[Mike]

make sure you have mexican food first

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

oh, no, the couple thousand was for me. but yeah sure you can lend me and extra 50 grand for the car

nice save

 

[Metal head87]

Ryan, take a dump under her tree. I promise she'll never forget it.

Screw that. He should get her pregnant so she will be stuck with him whether or not she wants to be.

 

[valerus]

Screw that. He should get her pregnant so she will be stuck with him whether or not she wants to be.

ouch. haha

 

[flying_whale]

Ryan, take a dump under her tree. I promise she'll never forget it.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lunar Still again.

 

[Ryan VH]

make sure you have mexican food first

all the better! in january im going to mexico with her on a school trip. only 11 people or something but no one else that we're friends with are able to go.

 

[derek]

How awful is your understanding of chronology?

If you go to Mexico (and thus eat the Mexican food) in January then how can you eat said Mexican food, then manage to shit under the Christmas tree? Unless you can time travel?

How about you just do the deed on her? I'm sure she'd recall that for many years to come.

 

[flying_whale]

T-lolosaurus Rex just got an erection from these last posts!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Girlfriend: Big fucking ceramic unicorn statue with golden hooves and horn. I still need to get her something else.

That sounds tacky as hell

 

[Ryan VH]

How awful is your understanding of chronology?

If you go to Mexico (and thus eat the Mexican food) in January then how can you eat said Mexican food, then manage to shit under the Christmas tree? Unless you can time travel?

How about you just do the deed on her? I'm sure she'd recall that for many years to come.

ill bring a christmas tree to mexico so i wont have to hold in the shit for another 11 months after mexico.

 

[Mike]

make sure you drink the water in mexico