So where is the "post here if you are drunk" thread?

It's 3:30 EST and I have to be at work in less than 5 hours... I shouldn't even be up right now so being drunk isn't one of those 'good ideas' for me atm :p
 
I am absolutely fucking sober as fuck. Because of school. And I honestly don‘t care.
 
I guess the altered states thread could have been a thread for people to post when they are wasted or extremely high.