Solution to last year's gelatinous blob:

The Chilean blobs DNA matched that of the Nantucket blob exactly and had all the characteristics of all the other blobs that used to be whales

science
 
what i meant was as a response to:

did anyone actually think it was a seamonster? i mean, really?

and now it's just confusing. i'm ready to go back to bed and put my head under three pillows.