Mia and I are going to see the uconn CORPSE FLOWER tomorrow (tuesday)

[xfer]

god dammit.

 

[coelacanth_M]

but that's so weird that the flower suddenly closed up!
It never fully bloomed though... so maybe it will still bloom again? is that possible?

 

[CorpseFlowerGuardian]

I do not obey the whims of puny humans. notice my unblemished surfaces, untouched by human teeth.

pah, your plans were foiled by my bald security force.

 

[Nut Butter]

Top notch.

 

[avi]

it's the day of the triffids

 

[xfer]

AGAIN I WILL COMPLIMENT MY OWN FAKE ACCOUNT

x

 

[CorpseFlowerGuardian]

I am Alex and Alex are me. we are all oneness.

plus neither of us have been attacked by curious short Japanese women.

nyah nyah nyah.

I've got to go now, my bald protector is inserting plant food spikes into my soil....ahhhhhhhhh.

 

[chupe666]

Robert Plant = good touch.

 

[lizard]

Alex is a comic genius!

 

[CorpseFlowerGuardian]

did I tell you, Chupe666, that I am voting for Bush?
*rimshot*
oooooooooooooo, tough crowd! good evening, ladies and germs! a jew, a catholic, and a plant walk into a bar...

 

[NAD]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better!

 

[CorpseFlowerGuardian]

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better!

did I ever tell you my favorite black metal band is Carpathian Forest?

 

[NAD]

 

[avi]

now sam's head is gonna get even bigger

 

[xfer]

I did not realize that the Struggling Stand-up and the Corpse-Flower Guardian were one and the same until now.

 

[FuSoYa]

Gah the corpse flower looks like it fell over!!!

 

[Firedwarf]

dud corpse flower. Does this mean they're going to take it off display soon? I don't think they'll be as protective of it since it looks like it collapsed.

 

[Firedwarf]

Maybe they'll let you take it home when it dies!

 

[NAD]

Unworthy of consumption.

 

[Nut Butter]

Ggg, I felt like punched in the heart when I saw the collapsed flower... So sad...