Someone knows how to make a Lioness happy :)

I put bud in my bacon omelettes while I drink drink booze all the time. You should just come to my house, Neal.
 
Dead_Lioness said:
I had to kill Derek and Tommy in an old fashioned krav-maga fight
then made them eat only the fat parts from a roasted duck dish,
then blew soap bubbles staright on their stretched open eyes,
and THEN.... only then, they agreed to *finally* grant my wish
and make me a shirt.
I've been begging for this shirt for the past 5 years, man.
And they only came up with the concept less than a year ago.
go figure.
us jews.
we get everything we want at the end, and the world always hates us for it.
:loco:



*chugs more coffee*

krav maga :zombie:

*runs&hides in the closet*

shirt suits you.
you deserve it being a great Nevermore Faith Defender.
glad you like it Seniorita!
 
Dead_Lioness said:
^ Oh for that, you need to live in Israel or donate many many $$$
for schools and public parks in the holt land.

btw, did you know that most people in Israel eat bacon?
that abortions are legal and abortion clinics are on the yellow pages,
that in clubs in TLV you get free alcohol all night?
and that weed is *this* close to become legal there?
(everyone smokes it on the beace near cops.. its great)

I can't wait to go there soon!!!!:headbang:


Lunar, more secrets about the chosen people I can interest you with? ;)


BACON!!!! is there nothing it can't do?

I'd bacon up my sausage or butter up my bacon.
 
Chromatose said:
I'm so there.

Most awesome. Be sure to wear that sweater than you seem to wear in those incredibly sexy photos.

Random Beard said:
If you don't invite Davids, we'll storm your houses and rape you with stop signs.

Ha, fuck! Well...Who says that us Derek's (and Derick's) don't enjoy a good stop-sign raping?
 
Random Beard said:
I wanna come :cry:

You're gonna be at the Derek/Derick(s) party anyhoo, so we'll all get whoored there and then set out for Karens.

On a side note, I like my Orthodox Jew well done, and light on the spices.
 
^ Do you realize how rare it is to get a post like that from the one and only NL? AKA Random Beard? AKA David, King of jews?


:kickass: right back at you!



Derek, one hasidic jew well done coming right up.
would you like chosen people juice as drsssing?
 
Dead_Lioness said:
^ Do you realize how rare it is to get a post like that from the one and only NL? AKA Random Beard? AKA David, King of jews?


:kickass: right back at you!



Derek, one hasidic jew well done coming right up.
would you like chosen people juice as drsssing?

Yup, go light tho, I'm trying to watch my calories.